By Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified, entry-level journalist who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. Trump Orders Pentagon to Divert $3.6 Billion from a Variety of Important-Sounding Things in Order to Fund The Wall He Insisted Mexico Would Pay For If you remember any ..read more

By Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified, overworked, entry-level journalist who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. President Trump Incites a Diplomatic Incident With Denmark Because They Refuse to Sell Him Greenland You know what, I actually think I kind of see where Tr ..read more

By Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified fourth-year journalism student, who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. — Russian President Vladimir Putin Meets With North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, Which Actually Isn’t as Terrifying as it Sounds I’ll admit, when I fir ..read more

By Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified fourth-year journalism student, who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. — In Effort to “Protect Children,” U.K. Government Will Now Make Residents Register in Online Database to Watch Porn This, ladies and gentlemen, is why our f ..read more

By: Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified fourth-year journalism student, who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. — Trump Cleans House at Department of Homeland Security, Once Again Purging His Administration of Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Him As soon as he figures o ..read more

By Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified fourth-year journalism student, who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. — Brunei Government Releases Statement Claiming They “Respect the Rights of All Individuals,” Shortly After Making Gay Sex Punishable by Death You’d think th ..read more

By Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified fourth-year journalism student, who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. — All Charges Against Actor Jussie Smollett Dropped, Despite Apparent Mountain of Evidence Indicating His Guilt On this week’s episode of rich and/or famous ..read more

By Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified fourth-year journalism student, who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. — Mueller Report Finally Drops, Unsurprisingly Has No Impact On Anyone’s Opinion of Trump For just about two years, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been i ..read more

By: Tyler Losier The Sunday Breakdown is an ongoing series that recaps a few popular news stories from the previous week, giving you just enough information to sound vaguely informed when talking to your family, friends and coworkers. It features witty, razor-sharp commentary from a moderately qualified fourth-year journalism student, who spent an adequate amount of time reading about the topics on actual news sites beforehand. — College Admissions Scandal Shocks Absolutely No One Who Knows Anything About How This Country Works Earlier this week, a story broke about dozens of super ..read more

By Tyler Losier There’s been a lot of talk regarding painkillers and the opioid epidemic recently, and for good reason. According to a 2017 National Safety Council report, for the first time in history, the average person is more likely to die of an overdose than a car accident. More specifically, the study found that the lifetime odds of dying in an automobile accident were 1 in 103, whereas the odds of a fatal opioid overdose were 1 in 96. A separate Center for Disease Control report found that in 2017 alone, over 70,000 people died from overdose nationwide. 5,456 of those deaths ..read more