Its being reported Donald Trump was heard loudly ranting in the courthouse hallway on the first day of his Stormy Daniels hush money trial, complaining that Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan’s order insisting he must be present every day of his trial proceedings – will mean he will not be able to attend his son Barron’s high school graduation.  Trump then went on and on about how much he had looked forward to being at Barron’s graduation. Huh?  You’re saying the guy who ordered immigrant kids separated from their parents at the border said what?  The guy who was banging a porn star ..read more

Westwood News reports that Tyler Boebert, the 19-year-old oldest son of Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, appeared without any family present before a judge in Garfield County courtroom on Thursday saying he is having difficulty retaining counsel because he can’t afford their rates.  Boebert and a number of underage accomplices face fourteen counts, including felony identity theft for a series of car break-ins and robberies in the town of Rifle, including stealing the last $75 from a woman with a brain tumor who said that $75 was “all she had left to her name.” Well, geez whiz, it ..read more

House Republicans have introduced new legislation to rename Washington Dulles International Airport after former president Donald J. Trump.  In a statement, Republicans declared, “As millions of domestic and international travelers fly through the airport, there is no better symbol of freedom, prosperity and strength than hearing ‘Welcome to Trump International Airport’ as they land on American soil.” Wow, rename such an Important airport like Dulles International after Trump?  What for?  Is it going bankrupt?  Well, I guess that one way to ensure every flight is gonna be ..read more

Former president Donald Trump, who has recently been comparing himself to Jesus Christ at his rallies, is now hawking Bibles he is selling for $60 each.  Trump’s Bible also includes a copy of a handwritten chorus to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless The USA,” as well as copies of the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, and the Pledge of Allegiance. So, Trump’s now selling both gold sneakers and Bibles?  Gee whiz, it sounds like Mr. Trump has gone full-on “Paper Moon” about this.  I assume this Bible will be known as the “King Don” version.  If so ..read more

During what many are calling an absolutely insane rebuttal to President Biden’s “State of the Union” address, Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-Ala.), walked onto a studio sound stage (set up like an upper-middle-class kitchen) and began to link a harrowing account of a young woman’s sex trafficking and rape by a Mexican drug cartel, to Joe Biden’s immigration policies of the 2020s.  She did this even though the abuse happened nearly 20 years ago and in Mexico – and at a time when Republican George W. Bush was president, not Joe Biden.  The girl about whom Sen. Britt spoke – was thrown out o ..read more

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son Tyler, along with his underage cohorts, have been arrested in Rifle, Colorado.  Tyler has been charged with 22 criminal counts, including five felonies, following a crime spree that included stealing $75 cash from a woman with a brain tumor, which she said was the only money she had “left to her name,” as well as stealing credit and debit cards from cars parked at various locations around Rifle.  Ironically, he committed these crimes while wearing a “Shooters Grill” hoodie from his mother’s old restaurant.  In addition, he also is ..read more

At the insistence of the Republican Party’s Supreme Leader and Orange God, Republican National Committee (RNC) boss Romney McDaniels, and co-chair Drew McKissick have been forced to step aside, making way for Trump daughter-in-law Lara Trump and Trump sycophant Michael Whatley to take command, thereby completing the full Trump family takeover of the entire Republican Party and its funding apparatus. Really?  Gee, I wonder if this means Lara Trump’s “singing career” is now officially over?  And just when there was talk of her being next year’s Super Bowl halftime performer.  One ..read more

A New York jury found that Wayne LaPierre, who led the NRA for three decades, squandered millions on exotic vacations, private jets, and expensive clothes.  The jury said he was liable for $5.4 million in damages.  Jurors also determined that the NRA failed to include or misrepresented information in tax filings and broke New York law by not adopting a whistleblower policy. Wow, what a shame something like this can happen to a guy like Wayne LaPierre.  A guy who has given so much…in brides – to Republican politicians.  Now, LaPierre explained in court that he needed to us ..read more

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that former South Carolina Governor and Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley has formally requested Secret Service protection, citing threats from MAGA terrorists. So, if I’m understanding this correctly, what Nikki Haley is basically asking the Feds to do is, “Please, please protect me from these vicious, violent, domestic terrorists I’ve been pandering to all year in a basically fruitless attempt to try and get their votes.”  Just imagine, if you will, being so mentally warped that you have to request security to protect yourself from the ..read more

In his second trial in less than a year on the matter, a civil jury in Manhattan took only three hours to decide that disgraced former President Trump must pay $83.3 million in punitive and compensatory damages to rape victim and writer E. Jean Carroll in a drama that began in the dressing room of a New York City department store back in 1995. Gee whiz, $83 million?  Seems it turns out that even “when you’re a star, they don’t always let you do it.”  Anyway, so the Orange God used his big fat mouth to talk his way out of a $5 million judgment – and right into an $83 million judgment ..read more