Doomscrolling; it’s my morning ritual. We all do it, you know, the infinite Instagram scroll that starts with a Cillian Murphy meme and ends in a lesson on gator wrestling. The other day I came across a cosplay fanatic who dresses up as the anime girl of every gamer’s dream and video chats with them on Omegle – the MSN chat room of my day. I tell you, these kids cannot cope when they see her. She chats them up, gets them excited, and later reveals she’s a “huge Russian man.” Out come the biceps and the deep voice only a Vladimir could have. Their faces. Priceless. Anyway, wanna chat about DJ C ..read more

I am a proponent of fact-based decision-making in medicine. If there’s a clinical study showing that it’s effective, I’m all good. As a result, I am of the opinion that crystal-based “healing” is nonsense dreamed up by bored housewives who have had one too many glasses of Chardonnay before the kids get home. I do, however, think that crystals are extremely pretty, and I’m all for their decorative value. Now, did someone say something about wine? Enjoy the beauty of gemstones with absolutely no healing ability in Crystal Gardens slot from High 5 Games. Welcome to the garden Crystal Gardens slot ..read more

Ever wandered into a pet store, eyes set on a humble goldfish and walked out with… a piranha? Yeah, me neither. Meet Grandpa, whose idea of an adventurous day out is mistaking shaving cream for toothpaste, decides to up his game and adopt a baby piranha. It’s like going in for a loaf of bread and coming out with a chainsaw. We’ve all been there, right? Misjudging our purchases? Only this time, it’s with something that can bite back, and in an interesting twist of fate, pay up to $250,000. Piranha Pays slot is an adventure alright. Not all pets stay babies. And this one’s got a face only a f ..read more

Ratatouille was a weird movie. It gets you to care about a rat to such an extent that by the end of the movie, we’re completely happy with a kitchen filled with rats cooking a dish that isn’t actually Ratatouille for a food critic who looks like Gomez from The Adams Family. Imagine being in that pitch meeting. Jokes on me, though. The movie had a massive $623.7 million worldwide box office on a budget of just $150 million. Disney laughed all the way to the bank on that one. With Remy conquering kitchens in the city, it’s time for his rustic brethren to take up the ladle in the country with Rum ..read more

There’s Money Train, Money Cart, and Cash Truck. Combined, these three slot franchises include 12 different games from two different slot providers. It’s a weird little niche of the slot world that got a little larger with the release of Cash Truck 3 Turbo slot from Quickspin. Cash Truck saw the rolling reels transverse a Mad Maxesque wasteland, Cash Truck 2 the smooth highways of a future cityscape, and Cash Truck Xmas Delivery the frozen roads of the backcountry. Cash Truck 3 Turbo slot takes the action to a forest road leading to the lair of a mad scientist. Fasten your seatbelts, and away ..read more

I’ve never really been into Westerns. I tried to give WestWorld a chance in the cinematic saga of my life, because you know, Anthony Hopkins. But was that a Western? It was more a nightmare of what our future looks like with AI. Besides, we all know the deadliest duel in history is over who gets the last piece of pizza at midnight. Why bring horses into it. Yeah, Bankrush Bonanza slot has a Western theme, but it also has up to $348,125 to win. And for that amount of cash, I’d even tolerate a dinner with Clint Eastwood. Whether it’s been your dream to win big money, set off sticks of dynamite ..read more

In the late 1800s, local miners in the Klondike region of Yukon discovered gold. This caused a mass influx of people, with over 100,000 prospectors traveling to the region in search of fortune. Now, by today’s standard, 100,000 people is about the size of a Taylor Swift concert. Back then, however, there were far fewer people, and the figure accounted for around 0.16% of the entire US population. So, by today’s standard, it would be the equivalent of six or seven Taylor Swift concerts. That woman knows how to fill a stadium! Fortunately, when prospecting for wins with Yukon Fever slot from Mas ..read more

Rusty & Curly slot, two lovers raising hell for wins of up to $250,000 in Dorkville. Sure, like Bonnie and Clyde, except in Eustace and Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog version. Goofballs I tell ya. They’ll shoot, root, and toot (Rusty’s got more gas in his belly than I do in my car) to take over the town and send the Sheriff packing. And every good duo of destruction knows that if they want to perform the perfect stickup, they’ll need a brainless chicken by their side. And somehow, somewhere, they found the stupidest chicken in the West. Good work. Now, how about we make some good wor ..read more

BGaming and I have had some pretty cool times together, bonding over stuff like our love for cats and weird space fruits. And hey, the BGaming Drops Frenzy is on right now, with a €40,000 prize pool up for grabs. Looks like the hunt isn’t over, and isn’t just about chocolate eggs anymore either, because there’s a whole lot of cash to be found right up until April 30, 2024. Sure, it’s not the usual stuff a bunny would leave lying around, but with this much cash dropping, you could buy a mountain of chocolate if that’s your thing. But first, let’s start playing BGaming slots to see where this fr ..read more

While the original authors certainly didn’t intend it to be, Aladdin is an allegory for the lifestyle of millennials. The majority of them are hopelessly poor, living in small shared accommodations with an animal who never cleans up after themselves. They hustle to survive and hope that some magical event will come along to drastically change their lifestyle. That magical event generally involves getting a payout after being hit by a bus, but a genie in a lamp works. Until that happens, though, they’ll continue to find comfort in smashed avo on toast and the latest bingeable Netflix series. My ..read more