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Prison Tattoo Artist Always Forgetting Which Way Swastika Supposed To Go ..read more
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MADRID—Surmising that the professional bullfighter still had latent childhood trauma that he needed to work out ..read more
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A recent study found that the average age for new American parents is up to 26 for mothers and 31 for fathers, both ..read more
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CHICAGO—In an awe-inspiring display of brute strength, beefy gym man Matthew Brennan was reportedly drinking from a ..read more
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Accidental Clicks On Ads Only Thing Saving Media Employee From Layoff ..read more
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AUSTIN, TX—Shaking their heads while recalling the days when they were just starting out, the members of local band ..read more
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NEW YORK—Imploring him to turn away before it was too late, a tiny voice in the back of area man Matthew Nanousi’s ..read more
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NEW YORK—Imploring him to turn away before it was too late, a tiny voice in the back of area man Matthew Nanousi’s ..read more
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DALLAS, TX—Gathering his wife and children close to him as he shared the tragic news, area conservative Dan Gainey ..read more
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ELKTON, MD—In an effort to avoid appearing too desperate, local 911 operator Denise Sarris confirmed Tuesday that ..read more