Is your guy a real "man's man?" Does he enjoy grunting, beer-can-crushing, and flexing? THEN DO I HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU! Remember, pretty colors are for GIRLS. Singed poop and "I love hunting" flotsam is for MEN. HOOAW! And you know what else is manly?  DEAD ANIMALS. Make it a bloody action tableau for that extra festive touch! Oh, and MANLY MEN may only express affection for other MANLY MEN through poorly spelled insults: Translation: "I value your friendship and enjoy our long talks and emotionally validating back-slapping sessions." (I'd tell you how they say "I love you," but ther ..read more

Sometimes cakes can tell their own story.  Oooh. Now that's cold. Thanks to Ally H., Jessica P., Wendy R., Megan M., Sierra Z., & Tori B. for the reminder to always be nice to mom. ALWAYS. ***** Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK,Canada ..read more

Don't worry, bakers; today's decorating challenge is SUPER easy. I'll even walk you through it! Now, are you ready? Annnnd... [starting timer]... go! Ok, just throw the ball towards the basket: And count to three: Now put the candle on this kid's birthday cake: And stack these two plastic pieces together to form a turkey:  And for the grand finale...  Just remember which way is up!  [[DING!]] Congratulations!! You have officially earned the title of Wreckerator! Here's your apron, bag of plastic flotsam, and list of "The Ten Ugliest Wedding Wrecks.'" Now, get out there, you ..read more

Someone on Reddit discovered there's more than one way to interpret "sprinkles on the side." Ha! (One of the few times when the wrecked version actually required more effort.) Dae's local bakery offers number-shaped donuts for birthdays, so she ordered "20 number 6 donuts with pink icing and sprinkles." Oooh. SO CLOSE. Cory S. asked for a cake that was half white, half chocolate, but made the mistake of not specifying WHICH half:   Er... I feel ya, Jean-Luc. And finally, Lindsay A. was very clear when she ordered these two cookies cakes: "Happy Birthday Jessica" on one, and on t ..read more

Hi, I'm here to pick up a cake? It's the "Happy Birthday Brittany" one. Ah, no, see, that second "Birthday" should be "Brittany."  No no, this has Brittany twice. I need "Happy Birthday" on it. Ok, now you've just combined them into one word. There should be three.  You don't mind if I bang my head on this counter here, do you?  Look, forget the name. Could you just give me a cake that says "Happy Birthday," with sprinkles on it? Yes? Great. Thanks. [Later] Thanks to Anony M., Bethany C., Angela A., Margo R., Brian R., & Kasha D.  for the dental training. (Becaus ..read more

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART [knowing smirk] And you're to blame!   Wreckers, you give love A BAD NAME.   How did this start?   They look all the same! You give love a bad name (bad name!)   You give love... A BAD NAME.   Thanks to Anony M., Elizabeth, K.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who really needs to explain those last wedding toppers to me. Are the two bucks supposed to be Robert & Stevie? And if so, why are they next to a hunter with a shotgun? ("Aw, look, your wedding avatars are about to be killed! SO SWEET.") Or maybe the hunter ..read more

Strange times, minions. STRANGE TIMES. You know what else is strange? ::gestures helplessly:: Whatever is happening here. I mean, I see a lot of cake faces, but this? This is one in a melon. HEEEEEEEEEYO ***** Jay asked for a "blue frosted carrot cake," but I guess the baker left off the last word and tried to make a blue carrot instead.  And that's when stuff REALLY got weird: I have so many questions. Is it a hat? A mountain? A chilly mammogram office? (BahahahhahahaaaWHAT) (Also "OW") ***** Then there's the exploding... soccer field?... surrounded by Spider-Men: Or it's a pile of ..read more

Usually I like a good continuous theme for Sweets, but this week I decided to change it up by celebrating a bunch of super specific, super obscure April holidays. So hey, Happy Mathematics and Statistics Awareness Month! (Emilee Kirven) Sum cakes have it where it counts. (That's a little math humor for you. Yes I'll stop now.) April is also the official month for Global Astronomy: (Sweet For Joy, Russia) ... Jazz Appreciation: (Spring Bloom Cakes, Ontario ... and humor! There are a lot of cakey options for celebrating humor, but since I'm not looking for wrecks, this is the one that imm ..read more

In case you ever wondered what Ron Swanson would look like as a balding muppet: "You may have thought you heard me say I would like a lot of cake and ice cream. But what I said was, give me ALL THE CAKE AND ICE CREAM YOU HAVE. "Please and thank you."   Shannon ordered a "red cake with sprinkles" with "Happy 30th Birthday Fred" on it. And, you know, technically the bakery got a lot of that right: See the red sprinkles?   Not really sure what's happening here: I *think* it's supposed to be a skirt/dress, but all I see is an overflowing science fair experiment. You know, li ..read more

It's "Take A Wild Guess Day," minions, and I've got a real humdinger of a round lined up for you, mwuahahaaa. Let's start with an easy one: I know, I'm surprised bakers would make something so controversial, too. Not to mention take such obvious political pot-shots with their cupcake cakes (patooie!): Eeesh. That's a bold stance. Once you know what this next one is supposed to be, it actually makes very little sense: How are those wild guesses coming, by the way? I'll list the answers I have at the bottom. "Papa" here is just begging for a back story: And while you're at it, please gi ..read more