There’s a golden smile that strikes fear into the heart of even the most ruthless pirates. It could be her skill with a blade, or the fact that she bites. Either way, it’s hard not to appreciate her gleaming grin. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a portrait of Gretchen Goldfang. Now ye can be the proud owner of a portrait of the most radiant smile on the seas. If yer tired of listenin’ to stories and are lookin’ fer a fight, ye best set sail. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 20 sea battles. There's a new ship available ..read more

Avast mates! Yer finally in the twilight of winter and the spring thaw is on the horizon. We’re happily sailin’ towards warmer days with a hold full o’ Gold Boxes. Amongst this cargo ye’ll find items designed to say goodbye to the long dark nights of winter, and hello to the sprouting of spring. Open one o' these Gold Boxes and ye may find Twilight Ippolitos, Twilight Owls, Twilight Foxes, Pet Rocks, and Twilight Wolverines. Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 11th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Just like the first bulbs of spring, this box won't be around long ..read more

Sacre bleu! Now’s yer chance to honor royalty! Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a portrait of His Ultimate Magnificence. These Admiral Finius portraits will class up any joint. Tired of hidin’ inside an in from the weather? Spring is closin’ in which means the seas are openin’ again. Isn’t it time ye dust off the rust? Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engagin’ in melee with 3 Brigand Kings! Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye. This spring ye can explore the picturesque private garden found in the belly of the Verdant Cl ..read more

Are ye startin' to feel like this winter will ne'er end? Good news! Sprin' Green Boxes 'ave sprouted even afore the ground has thawed. Reckon it's good to chase those winter ice blues away. Don’t ye worry, mates. Like previous years, we’ve added a wee bit o’ luck to each box. While ye can still find Spring Green, ye may also find Emerald finery. This be yer chance to discover Vernal Octopuses, Vernal Dragons, Vernal Sea Turtles, Vernal Cats, n’ more. That’s not all, these boxes are also chock-full of magically delicious spring green and emerald clothing, furniture, chromas, 'n more! From now ..read more

Own a subscription that runs through March, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Madam Yu Jian Portrait to help pay tribute to the leader of the Warriors of the Jade Sword. Be aware; it would be wise to observe the custom of paying tribute to the Mistress of the jade sword, lest you incur her ire. When that happens, we’re afraid yer luck’s run out. Yer portrait of the Queen of The Jade Empire have ye feelin’ lucky? Why not test yer skills in a few tournaments? Earn the March Seal o'Piracy by participatin’ in 4 tournaments! While yer waiting for a tournament to begin, w ..read more

Ye’ve seen yer mates rush to the palace shop fer a last minute box o’chocolates to warm the heart of their special mate, but will that really keep ‘em warm while sailin’ frozen seas? Ye need somethin’ with a bit more heat - somehin’ a bit more pink. This month’s gold box is bursting with hot pink finds the lass or lad in yer life will adore! What says “I hearty ye” more than a creature named after ye? Just be sure each box has some holes in it. Trust us on this one... This month’s gold box is stocked with booty the lass or lad in yer life will ador! Ye'll find heart-swelling hot pink treasure ..read more

Own a subscription that runs through February, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to pay homage to yer new batty little friend. Sure, yer friend might be a bit flighty, but they’ll appreciate this Bat Familiar Statue. Who wouldn’t want one of these hangin’ around? X marks the spot this month. Earn the February Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 2 different expeditions. So dust off the spyglass and set sail into uncharted waters. If a statue isn’t what your hearty wants this month, try a Sweet Ship fer Your Sweetheart! Prepare fer February's Decadent Chocolate Class Sloop! It'll melt in y ..read more

With all of the holiday shenanigans our overindulgent elves caused, we were worried the brigands would nab all the winter creatures too. As a safeguard, a stash of rare, undeniably cool creatures were placed into a deep freeze until they could find a new home. Now that the elves are back to their normal duties, we’ve decided to remove ‘em from cold storage n’ find honorable pirates willin’ to give them a home or make ‘em part of thar crew. Crack open this month's Ice Mystery Box and stare briskly at the chilly offerings. These ice cubes may contain frigid items like Polar Toucans, Ice-cold Ch ..read more

We’re sailin’ into a new year which deserves some celebration. Start the year out right by recruiting a new crew member who can help ye finish the last of yer eggnog. Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Rum Elf Plushie to help ye ring in the new year. Yer New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging? We got ye covered. Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution any real pirate can keep. Not just any ship can b ..read more

All pirates know that every winter, ships filled with troves o' toys from far away lands steal through the night. Their mission is to deliver the items needed to create special holiday treats for the hungry pirates of the oceans. What isn’t as well known is how these toys are made. Each year a seasonal swarm of sprites toil away to create toy designs and all the parts needed for the trove o’ toys given out during the holidays. Most years this goes without a hitch. However this year, there was a hitch. 'Twas a strong nog...too strong...even for elves. Toy designs became...unique, and rummed-up ..read more