Restorative Hour in Nature Followed by Stressful Week of Googling Lyme Disease
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by Annie Ertle
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‘Is It Okay to Sleep Next to Your Phone?’ Woman Googles 12 Years Into Doing That
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by Emily Zauzmer
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Gorpcore! This Woman Hates Hiking but Loves Hiking Boots
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by Madison Dillard
16h ago
Gorpcore, a style inspired by tactical outdoor clothing associated with hiking and camping, has been one of the fastest growing trends of the last year. Los Angeles, CA resident Rickie Taylorson is one of the most loyal subscribers of the new trend, despite the fact that she hates hiking, or even going outside in general.   How beautifully full of contradictions!   When asked about what the popular fashion style means to her, Rickie told reporters that her obsession with gorpcore is primarily due to its aesthetics.   “Gorpcore is all about looking like you love the outdoors, eve ..read more
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Why I Stopped Using Dating Apps and Started Dating My Daughter’s Childhood Celebrity Crushes
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by Madison Dillard
16h ago
Dating in your forties can be tough. I’ve tried meeting men through friends, by going to bars, and trying just about every app you can think of. Still, I haven’t found anyone who I could imagine fitting into the life that I’ve curated for myself – which is why I decided to make a change. I stopped using dating apps and started dating my daughter’s childhood celebrity crushes, and I’m never looking back!   The idea dawned on me when I got stuck doing the most boring thing possible: going to the highly anticipated Coachella music festival with my daughter and her friends. I was prepared to ..read more
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Darn! Woman Planned on Calling Into Work Sick With Dead Worm in Brain, But Now It’ll Seem Fake
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by Annie Ertle
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How I’m Sticking It to the Man by Rejecting All Cookies
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by Madison Dillard
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Embarrassing! This Woman Accidentally Dropped Her Phone on Her Face and Swallowed It Whole
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by Lauren Grimaldi
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Dystopian Reality? Macklemore Puts Out Really Good Music
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2d ago
In a bold, unexpected move that highlights the twisted and, frankly, fucked up nature of our current reality, Macklemore just put out some really good music.    Okay, yeah! We’re confused by this dramatic turn of events, but good for him!   The rapper who is famous for being really explicitly not gay on his song “Same Love” from 2012 just released a single yesterday entitled “Hind’s Hall,” in which he expresses vehement support for the Palestinian people and disgust with our leaders’ inaction, then calls on artists to use their platforms to speak out against genocide. Macklemore ..read more
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Woman Makes Most of Beautiful Day by Bringing Her Work Laptop Outside
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by McKayley Gourley
2d ago
In a story coming out of a 70-degree and sunny Brooklyn, NY, 28-year-old Mariah Holden has figured out exactly how to make the most of this beautiful day: bringing her work laptop outside.   “It always sucks when it’s nice out but you have to work,” Mariah told reporters. “If you’re like, ‘Ugh, I wish I could fully embrace this incredible weather!’ but you’re stuck inside at your nine-to-five, I’m here to tell you that you can! Just bring your work laptop outside.”   “Of course, you won’t get any work done because of the glare on your computer screen and the constant stimulation maki ..read more
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‘In This Book I’m Reading,’ Says Woman Referring to Book That’s Been in Her Bag for Three Months
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by Lauren Grimaldi
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