BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
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BarelyAdventist is a satire and humor blog on Adventist culture and issues. It is written by committed Adventists that have no interest in tearing down the church. The whole point is to help the Adventist faith community grow through conversation and humor in a way that does not involve over-earnest soap boxing or angry rants.
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
2d ago
1. The Cult Crusader: "Wait, Seventh-day Adventist? Isn't that a cult?" They immediately start searching for the nearest exit, fearing you might try to indoctrinate them into your secret society Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
3d ago
In a move that left members speechless, the GC unveiled a bold new initiative this morning: "Operation Saturation: 28 Fundamentals on a Billion Tapes!" Yes, you read that right. A billion. VHS tapes. Apparently, Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
3d ago
Pastor Jeb was known for his long-winded baptismal services at the Dry Gulch Adventist Church. Whenever he baptized someone, Jeb liked to add his own personal flair by delivering an extended benediction Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
5d ago
Forget the same-old Sabbath outfit, BarelyAdventist bros! It's time to ditch the yawn-inducing threads and embrace something that'll have you looking sharp and feeling comfortable all service long. Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Hi there, fellow Adventists! This is Sevvy, the somewhat eccentric but always entertaining founder and main word-slinger of BarelyAdventist. Let's be real, folks – these days, it seems like Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Elias Uprighteous, the self-proclaimed guardian of biblical orthodoxy, found himself embroiled in a marital showdown when his wife, Rebecca, dared to question his divine authority to purchase a Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
"Brethren, after much prayer, we have instituted a new fundamental belief: 'Raffles Are No Longer Gambling if You Call Them "Opportunity Draws,'" announced Ufe Mista, the General Conference Director Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Listen up, fellow BarelyAdventists. Is anyone else tired of the Adventist dating scene? The awkward silences at church functions? The endless stream of well-meaning but clueless setups? Yeah, Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Despite his best efforts, seminarian Ethan Thompson has discovered that employing pickup lines straight out of the Song of Solomon has led to a series of romantic misfires Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
It was another scorching Sabbath morning at Tumbleweed Seventh-day Adventist Church and the air conditioning wasn't cooperating. Jared, the quintessential introvert, was already perspiring through Read more ..read more