What would you do if you were invisible? Spy on naked women? Cop a feel? Do trashy exploitation films help put us in touch with our most reprehensible fantasies, such as these? By doing so, do they help us confront our darkest urges and feelings, helping us deal with them harmlessly? Can watching trash save the world? The post Exploitation for Peace? first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

What is the truth behind Tory MP's desperate late night call to local party treasurer pleading for money? Was he being held against his will in a sex dungeon over an unpaid bill for whippings? Or was he held for ransom by irate rent-boys furious at his encroachment onto their territory? Or was it all an elaborate scheme to embezzle party funds? The post Cracking the Whip first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

As Reform Party drops candidate who turned out to be dead, journalist claims that fringe party is deliberately deploying corpses as candidates as elderly base of support starts to die off. Further alarming allegations that fringe parties could be planning to reanimate dead supporters to boost support, amid reports of polling station overrun by zombies! The post The Dead That Vote first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Is a dating app for S&M enthusiasts being used to lure Tory MPs into 'honey trap' for purposes of blackmail? Backbench Tories apparently being enticed into 'torture dungeons' with anonymous photos of genitalia, then photographed while being bound and beaten. Security Services baffled as to who is behind plot. The post Politics of Pain first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time he addresses the perplexing case of 'My Haunted Arse'. Can a person's posterior be haunted and produce supernatural phenomena including apparitions, disembodied voices and strange sounds? The Rev investigates. The post My Haunted Arse first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Are a new subterranean underclass emerging from beneath the streets of London's wealthiest districts? While right-wing commentator claims that strange figures seen in empty millionaire mansions are evidence of 'immigrants in the walls', top scientist claims albino beings descendants of domestic staff abandoned and trapped in mansion basements. The post Underground Underclass first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Police raid on chain of budget undertakers reveal alleged running corpses-for-hire racket. Were dead bodies being rented out to fill out sparse crowds at football matches, concerts and Tory party meetings? Anti-immigration political candidate claims some bodies skinned to provide 'suits' for illegals to pass for white! The post Dead and Unburied first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Is the UK's population really predominantly made up of foaming at the mouth extreme right-wing bigots, as the media would have us believe? Or is the self-styled 'silent majority' really just a 'very loud minority' trying to drown out the voices of the decent majority? Should we simply put them all against a wall and shoot them in order to restore sanity? The post Shoot Them All first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Are the world's cities under attack from titanic human trumps? Top scientists claim recent series of city levelling natural disasters actually caused by huge vegan farts. Are a group of vegan extremists holding world to ransom, threatening to global destruction unless whole globe gives up animal products? The post Ten Trumps That Shook The World first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Americans urged to 'forget the Alamo' as calls to expel Texas from the Union grow. With 'Lone Star State' refusing to implement Federal laws on border controls, top politicians suggest State should either become independent or rejoin Mexico. Mexicans unenthusiastic at prospect of subsequent 'Gringo invasion' if latter occurs. The post Forget the Alamo! first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more