NEW YORK — The Simpsons have a new, jumbo-size-with-fries controversy that makes the stereotyping of Indian-American shopkeeper Apu seem like small potatoes. Lovable and hefty main character Homer was called out at a media... The post Simpsons Accused of Stereotyping Fat, Dumb People appeared first on THE LAPINE ..read more

  TORONTO — PC leader Doug Ford has been accused of living up to his “finding efficiencies” promises by paying 30 actors hired for the leaders’ debate 1/3 less cash than the full $75... The post Ford Stiffs Paid Debate Actors by Giving Them MOGA Bling Instead of Promised $75 in Cash appeared first on THE LAPINE ..read more

TORONTO — A local man is petitioning Canada’s Food Guide to change the name one of the country’s most popular dishes: poutine (pronounced pooh-tin-ezz). Torontonian Peter Minkster (28) launched a petition, suggesting that poutine... The post Local man suggests poutine be renamed “Fries With Crap on Them” appeared first on THE LAPINE ..read more

WASHINGTON — With the U.S. national debt topping $21 trillion and climbing rapidly due in part to the tax cut bill he signed into law, President Donald Trump announced today what he called a... The post Trump Announces “Trumpcoin” Cryptocurrency to Repay National Debt appeared first on THE LAPINE ..read more

TORONTO — The city’s estimated 80,000+ raccoons have begun waddling back into town after their annual 2,000 kilometre (1,240 mile) migration back from their winter homes in the Florida Panhandle and parts of Georgia.... The post Racoons Begin Returning to Toronto After Annual Winter Migration — And Not Everyone’s Happy appeared first on THE LAPINE ..read more

NEW YORK — Recent research has confirmed that you are totally right about everything and anyone who says otherwise is a slobbering idiot. The study was conducted by a totally well known and respected... The post You Are Totally Right and Anyone Who Says Otherwise is a Stupid Jerk — Study Confirms appeared first on THE LAPINE ..read more