Unable To Get Any Ozempic? This 1 Simple Meal Can Help You Quickly Shed All Those Pesky Kilos
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by Wendell Hussey
7h ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Tired of not being able to lose weight? Sick of looking at those pesky kilos in the mirror? Frustrated that you can’t get your hands on a drug manufactured to help people with a diagnosed medical condition? Annoyed you aren’t a celebrity who can take the drug out of the hands of people […] The post Unable To Get Any Ozempic? This 1 Simple Meal Can Help You Quickly Shed All Those Pesky Kilos appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Portal Opens Between Tasmania And Mainland
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by Errol Parker
8h ago
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new portal, inspired by the Dublin-NYC portal, has opened today between Tasmania and the mainland. The NYC Dublin Portal is a cool new project that connects New York City and Dublin in real-time through an immersive video link. It’s like having a live chat with someone on the […] The post Portal Opens Between Tasmania And Mainland appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Local Husky Uses His Unique Howl To Tell Owner It’s Too Fucking Hot To Live In Queensland
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by Effie Bateman
8h ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local husky has this week absolutely titilated his owners, by using his impressive vocal skills to express how much he fucking hates the heat, and to query why they thought it was a good idea to bring a dog that’s best suited to the snow to the blistering hot town of Betoota […] The post Local Husky Uses His Unique Howl To Tell Owner It’s Too Fucking Hot To Live In Queensland appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Uni Student’s Budget Heater Only Slightly Warmer Than The Cardboard Box It Came In
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by Effie Bateman
9h ago
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local bloke has woken up with a case of hypothermia this morning after spending another night battling the winter chills. Haydin Mulligan (24), a biomed student at South Betoota Polytechnic College, has reportedly woken up shivering like a Japanese sex toy during an earthquake, as his body struggles to return […] The post Uni Student’s Budget Heater Only Slightly Warmer Than The Cardboard Box It Came In appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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“The Key To Gym Is Focused Workouts” Says Micro-Influencer With Full Spielberg Setup In Squat Rack
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by Effie Bateman
9h ago
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In exciting entertainment news, Betoota will be home to a Hollywood film shoot today as a local gym-fluencer sets up for leg day. While every dumbbell inside the Anytime Fitness at Betoota Heights gets flogged by the evening rush of local gym goers, The Advocate can report one squat rack has […] The post “The Key To Gym Is Focused Workouts” Says Micro-Influencer With Full Spielberg Setup In Squat Rack appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor Tells National Press Club If Money Run Out Country Need More Money
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by Clancy Overell
10h ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Shadow treasurer Angus Taylor is today delivering his Post-Budget Reply Address at the National Press Club in Canberra. The 57-year-old Liberal MP for the affluent regional seat of Hume, south-west of Sydney, has taken to the stage today to skewer the Albanese Government’s 3rd Federal Budget. This is a difficult task, given […] The post Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor Tells National Press Club If Money Run Out Country Need More Money appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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“You’re Too Picky” Warns Auntie Whose Husband Drank 18 Stubbies On Easter Before Passing Out Mid-Bog
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by Effie Bateman
12h ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Plains woman Leslie Mathieson has issued a stern warning to her niece this week, warning her that she might just be a little bit too picky when it comes to choosing a suitor. The 56 year old hospital administrator is alleged to have come to this conclusion after discovering that her niece […] The post “You’re Too Picky” Warns Auntie Whose Husband Drank 18 Stubbies On Easter Before Passing Out Mid-Bog appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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BETOOTA TALKS: Cricket Is Coming To America! (Peter Lalor and Gideon Haigh join the podcast)
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by Clancy Overell
13h ago
INTERVIEW | Podcast | CONTACT Our beautiful summer game is venturing west to the New World and an uncharted territory. THE T20 WORLD CUP IN NORTH AMERICA! Cricket in America? We never thought we’d see the day. But if you speak to experts like Gideon Haigh and Peter Lalor, it’s always been bubbling away. The hosts of the widely popular […] The post BETOOTA TALKS: Cricket Is Coming To America! (Peter Lalor and Gideon Haigh join the podcast) appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Rookie Traveller Checks Carry-On Size Bag For Overnight Trip
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by Errol Parker
13h ago
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man lucky enough to not be fully-acquainted with the dehumanising ritual of air travel has checked a small bag this morning as he heads to Brisbane for his industry’s statewide awards night. Darcy Moriarty, the son in Moriarty & Son Auto Service & Electrics on Douglas Avenue, […] The post Rookie Traveller Checks Carry-On Size Bag For Overnight Trip appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Housing Crisis Solved By Banning 1300 Foreign Investments A Year And Not Touching Negative Gearing Or Capital Gains Tax Concessions
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by Wendell Hussey
14h ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The overwhelming majority of the nation is today breathing a collective sigh of relief. That huge exhalation comes off the back of the Prime Minister, the Opposition Leader and the media class of Australia agreeing that foreign investment is to blame for our housing crisis. The media and political class have weirdly come […] The post Housing Crisis Solved By Banning 1300 Foreign Investments A Year And Not Touching Negative Gearing Or Capital Gains Tax Concessions appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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