MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be the only realistic path to achieving his New Year’s resolution to read more, citing his overwhelming phone addiction and hectic schedule as his main obstacles as a free man. Hugo Christopher (25) has struggled for years with […] The post Going To Jail Now The Only Realistic Path To Achieving New Year’s Resolution To Read More appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact BROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after accidentally getting exposed by a blacklight for wearing one of his crusty old Tshirts to a nightclub. The grub in question, Nathan Bennett, is said to have been invited to a cheeky Thursday night out by some […] The post Local Bachelor Looking Like A Painter’s Radio After Nightclub Blue Light Emphasises Unwashed Shirt appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Amidst a relentless surge in underground vape prices, a concerning trend has emerged as Gen Z are forced to make tough choices, with many opting to skip lunch altogether due to the strain on their wallets caused by the cost of living crisis. The recent spike in vape prices coupled with the cost […] The post Spike In Vape Prices Causes Local Youths To Just Start Giving Lunch A Miss  appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT JUST LIKE OLD TIMES: A mum’s social brunch took a nostalgic turn last Saturday when a group of mums found themselves huddled around a glass-top outdoor dining table with a pack of cigarettes in tow.  The decision to carry on came after downing a couple too many savvy b’s and refusing to […] The post Mum’s Social Brunch Takes a Nostalgic Turn As They End Up Black Out Drunk Around A Glass-Top Outdoor Dining Table  appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An NRL journeyman is fumbling with some speech cards this morning as he prepares to launch into the next stage of his career on the corporate speaking circuit. Just before stepping on stage at the Betoota Council “Small Business Allstars” Breakfast, Clint Berrigan has spoken with The Advocate about how he […] The post Former NRL Hard Man Turns Unbridled On-Field Violence Into Lucrative Corporate Speaking Routine appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Billionaire Elon Musk’s showdown with the Albanese government has escalated overnight, as the Blood Diamond Nepo Baby defies a federal court order to remove extremist content from his platform X – which everyone still calls Twitter. Australia’s eSafety Commissioner Julie Inman Grant, backed by a rare united front of Australian politicians, wants the […] The post Elon Musk Accuses Former Liberal Senator Don Chipp Of Attacking Free Speech In 1970 By Introducing The Australian Classifications Board appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT New Zealand’s political landscape looks set for quite a shake up this year, with an outsider being tipped to take over the country’s books. Facing down a 10 million dollar deficit after a tough couple of years, the current government has today decided to call in the big guns. And, as the lay […] The post Tim Naki Set To Be Appointed New Zealand’s Treasurer appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT New Zealand’s political landscape looks set for quite a shake up this year, with an outsider being tipped to take over the country’s books. Facing down a 10 million dollar deficit after a tough couple of years, the current government has today decided to call in the big guns. And, as the lay […] The post Tim Naki Set To Be Appointed New Zealand’s Treasurer appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been shocked to learn that apparently men’s relationships operate a little differently than women’s, after discovering that her boyfriend Tom is still mates with someone who severely screwed him over. Lena Hartley, 28, tells The Advocate that she’d been complaining to Tom about her friend stiffing her […] The post Local Woman Shocked To Discover Boyfriend Is Happily Friends With A Bloke Who Did Him Dirty appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a strange turn of events, local office worker Callum Birch (32), who forgot to take Friday off ahead of the Thursday ANZAC public holiday, has reportedly experienced a series of spine-chilling ghost encounters in his deserted workplace. Callum, who was once again blind sided by the variable public holiday, found himself alone […] The post Bloke That Forgot To Take Friday Off Has Multiple Ghost Encounters In Empty Workplace appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more