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1d ago
Imee Marcos has officially left Alyansa, the political party of her own brother, President Bongbong Marcos. But let’s be honest—was she ever really in? She’s been missing in action not only in her brother’s public events but even in family reunions. (Did she at least send a Christmas card?) While other political families project unity ..read more
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3d ago
MANILA—In a shocking turn of events, mainstream media has been caught red-handed engaging in what was once the exclusive domain of bloggers: spreading fake news with confidence, only to retract it moments later. GMA News, known for its supposed journalistic integrity, boldly reported that former President Rodrigo Duterte had been denied asylum in China—based on ..read more
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4d ago
Rodrigo Duterte, the man who once called God “stupid,” is now leaving his fate in divine hands. That’s like insulting the chef all night and then begging for a free meal before closing time. Classic Duterte—tough-talking one minute, dramatically introspective the next. After years of playing judge, jury, and executioner, he now suddenly trusts the ..read more
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5d ago
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6d ago
MJ sat before the law’s keen eye, Her tales as grand as the clear blue sky. They asked of trolls and fake news schemes, She spun a yarn of hurtful memes. “Oh, sir, I’m bullied, can’t you see? These bloggers all pick on poor little me!” But one wise lawmaker, sharp and spry, Said, “Aren’t ..read more
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1w ago
Ah, the great Duterte-Marcos telenovela continues! Sara Duterte, ever the pragmatic daughter, gently tells the nation to move on from her father’s international legal woes—because, really, what’s one more fugitive ex-president in exile? But wait! Enter Imee Marcos, ever the sentimental beshie, clutching her pearls at the mere thought of Tatay Digong being hauled off ..read more