Schreiber and Sweetums Text.             Burns & Schreiber Dr. Teeth – Tenderly – their rough, hard version of soft sweet song Piggy comes to Scooter, kisses up to him – mentions she gave love to Kermit but his ‘reluctance in returning same’ – Scooter thinks she wants him to get her love back from Kermit – where does he keep it? ‘Amusing little twit, isn’t he?’ then screams. make him jealous, tell him avery schreiber is simply mad about me. oh, you want me to lie. threatens to karate chop him to oblivion unless he does Kermit reporter – mighty gladiator Sir Avery of Macho will challenge ..read more