10 Jobs Being Eliminated At Pixar
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by Babylon Bee
12h ago
Times are tough at Disney subsidiaries, with even the one-time animation powerhouse Pixar being forced to make significant layoffs. With so much happening, knowing just which positions are being done away with can be helpful ..read more
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What Luck! Biden Finds Prewritten Answer To A Completely Spontaneous Press Question Right On His Note Card
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by Babylon Bee
12h ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden appeared visibly overwhelmed Thursday during an impromptu on-the-record press gaggle until he noticed the answer to a reporter's completely spontaneous, definitely unplanned-in-advance question was pre-written on his note card ..read more
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Newsom Issues Ban On Legal-Citizen Voting
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by Babylon Bee
14h ago
SACRAMENTO, CA - In a recent move to increase voter access, strengthen election integrity, and improve the voting process, California Governor Gavin Newsom has just signed a bill banning legal citizens from voting in local, state, and federal elections ..read more
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AOC Demands To Know Where Alito Bought An Upside-Down U.S. Flag
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by Babylon Bee
14h ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy continued to swirl around Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded to know where Alito bought an upside-down U.S. flag ..read more
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Democrats Release Damning Photo Of Justice Alito Reading The Constitution
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by Babylon Bee
15h ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another scandal involving the conservative Supreme Court judge, Democrats released a damning photograph of Justice Samuel Alito reading the Constitution ..read more
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Biden Placed In Presidential Weeble-Wobble To Keep Him From Falling Down
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by Babylon Bee
2d ago
WASHINGTON, DC — According to sources in the White House, President Biden has been given his very own Weeble-Wobble to help keep him occupied and upright in the months leading up to November's election ..read more
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Weird: Soros-Funded D.A. Declines To Prosecute Soros-Funded Campus Protesters
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by Babylon Bee
2d ago
NEW YORK, NY — In what analysts have labeled a shocking turn of events, a district attorney whose career had been funded by global powerbroker George Soros declined to prosecute a group of violent university campus protesters who had also been funded by global powerbroker George Soros ..read more
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Iran Confirms They Are Interviewing Several New Turban-Wearing Bearded Genocidal Psychopaths To Replace Deceased President
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by Babylon Bee
2d ago
TEHRAN — Following the death of one of its prominent national leaders, the Iran government confirmed today that they are interviewing several new bearded genocidal psychopaths to replace its deceased president ..read more
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DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail
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by Babylon Bee
2d ago
U.S. — Unsealed documents from the Department of Justice reveal that postal workers were formally authorized to use deadly force while delivering mail to Mar-a-Lago ..read more
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Prosecution Offers Michael Cohen $130,000 Hush Money To Stop Talking
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by Babylon Bee
2d ago
NEW YORK, NY — Prosecutors in the trial against former president Donald Trump offered star witness Michael Cohen $130,000 if he would keep his big mouth shut for a while ..read more
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