My fiancé and I wanted to get married at the public library. But they told us it was all booked up! I hate it when people get simple sayings wrong. I mean it's not rocket surgery! My son picked his nose and wiped it on me. He said it was funny. I told him it was snot. I tried to order some tennis balls online but the site keeps crashing… I guess the server must be down! My wife told our son not to play with electricity. Now he’s grounded. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit. Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it." Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?" #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not a "c"? Because you can't C in the dark!; A recent study has shown that women who carry extra weight, tend to live longer than the men who mention it! I was so confused last night, as my printer was playing music. Turns out my paper was just jamming. Guys I need your help. In the middle of an argument with the wife she told me that I'm right… What the hell do I do next? I knew it was bad news when my friend said "you know our favorite dentist…" I had to brace myself. I don’t know if tampons are the best invention ever.. …but they’re definitely up there ..read more

Wife: "I'm pregnant...." Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!" Wife: "No, no you’re not." #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring... I had it engraved with the cost. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can get off anytime. Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you’re in, you can’t get off that easy. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU..." The second whale turns to the first and says, "Frank, what the hell is wrong with you?" #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

Doctor: "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?" Patient: “Good new please!” Doctor: “Well, we’re naming a disease after you...” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

AI prank Ask something on about well-known person/celebrity a href="https://gemini.google.com" >gemini.google.com or chat.openai.com or any other Chat Bot or AI tool. Take Screenshot and then edit the name and put name of your friend instead and send it to a friend saying: “Look what ChatGPT (or Gemini or whatever…) has on you!” They will for sure go and check themselves! Juice pranks – fill glass with jelly instead of juice Care for a drink? When your family tries to take a sip of this juice, they'll find out it’s really Jell-O. Parking prank Fake parking ticket onto windshield is classic ..read more

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!" #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more