I find it hard to care about the mental stability of her bodyguard. Secret Service agent assigned to Kamala Harris detail involved in fight with other agents Washington Examiner | April 24, 2024 | Tom Rogan An armed U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to Vice President Kamala Harris‘s protective detail fought unarmed with other detail agents on Monday morning. The incident occurred at the Washington, D.C.-area Andrews Air Force Base, before Harris arrived, and after the agent suffered what the Secret Service has characterized as a medical incident. The Washington Examiner is aware of the ..read more

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“Hi, neighbor. Tee-hee! (Titter). Mmmmm. Nice. So where’s Oppo?” “i’ll be here every night, Boy Wonder.” “Too much Santa Claus for you, neighbor?” “I’m your new . . . gardener” “Oh, Walrus I luv you on IMAO!” “Jai love me some Walrus!” She keeps showing up, for some reason ..read more

Two Vultures Found ‘Too Drunk To Fly’ in Connecticut UPI | APRIL 19, 2024 | Ben Hooper An animal rescue group in Connecticut said a pair of drunk vultures were treated with fluids and “a big breakfast” before being released. A Place Called Hope said in a Facebook post that the “dynamic duo” had been “dumpster diving” and ended up eating something “that was fermented enough to cause severe intoxication.” The rescue said the vultures were initially thought to be seriously ill, but testing confirmed they were merely “too drunk to fly.” … “Remember, your cocktail fruit that ends up in a dumpster ..read more

Some analytic engine says that a smattering of people from Australia have recently viewed IMAO — fewer than show up at a Biden rally, but I thought I’d welcome them. Is welcome the right word? No. Australia even ranks higher in IMAO viewership than the UK, which has its own problems to attend to. But it’s still far fewer than us in God-approved U.S. and Canada. We like to keep our riches to ourselves. Anyway, hi, Bruces. Aren’t you like 24 hours ahead of us or something? What’s going on tomorrow ..read more

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“Yoo-hoo, Mr. Walrus. Where are you? Now where could he have gotten to? Wait. Here’s a note, this may explain things.” “Sorry to leave you on your own this morning but I’m out of town for the day and won’t be back until this evening. As you read this I’ll be closing on my new house and will be caught up on all that entails. I’ll see you when I get back. Have the Champagne chilling.” “Well! Looks like we have a new homeowner. Congrats Mr. Walrus. On to the memes!” Winner 7. This week. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Anonymous Vote Sign in with WordPress Which one is funniest? 1 2 3 ..read more

NY Environmentalists’ Next Target? Individually Wrapped Cheese Slices Face Ban Under Far-Reaching Bill nypost.com | April 21, 2024 | Carl Campanile (Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Carl…) Individually wrapped cheese would be largely banned under a far-reaching bill getting pushed by New York environmentalists and politicians to reduce the use of plastics, The Post has learned. What if I want to put some cheese in a lunch bag for use later without getting damaged? I have to use the more-plastic Tupperware? Or Zip-Lok bags?? The following name of the bill, as always, is the opposite of its ..read more

I don’t fly much, but when I do, I want my pilot to be called Pilar Arias. Swiss Air flight takeoff from NYC to Zurich aborted after 4 jets cleared to cross runway: report FOX Business | April 23, 2024 | Pilar Arias Swiss Air flight aborts takeoff from JFK, safely leaves minutes later… A Swiss Air flight traveling from New York City to Zurich last week had to abort takeoff, averting a “potentially dangerous situation,” the airline confirmed. Flight LX17 from John F. Kennedy Airport left the gate at 4:21 p.m. April 17, according to FlightAware. The aircraft was cleared for takeoff at the same ..read more