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A local supermarket has become the first chain to sell gingerbread men that aren't 100% anatomically accurate, stunning fellow retailers and customers with their 'woke nonsense ..read more
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16h ago
New laws that are soon to come into force could see quickie divorces granted to couples who cite an irreconcilable difference over the best way to load a dishwasher ..read more
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After Tory MP Mark Menzies lost the whip for allegedly using campaign funds to pay a man he met on a dating app who then 'held him hostage' at his flat, the Conservative party has found itself back at zero days since its last sex scandal ..read more
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Former Prime Minister Liz Truss has launched her literary career with a new book titled "If I Did It," in which she outlines hypothetical scenarios for the untimely demise of Queen Elizabeth II ..read more
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According to the prime minister, Governments are solely responsible for changes to inflation, as long as those changes are in the correct direction ..read more
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A Bedfordshire man who uses a computer-generated avatar of himself on Facebook to ostensibly appear to be a cartoonish, loveable, and playful sort has admitted that he is, in fact, a grumpy git with wonky features and a low-quality complexion ..read more
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A New York judge has reportedly offered Trump a one-day reprieve from his fraud trial to attend his son Barron's High School Graduation - on the condition that he successfully identifies him in a police-style line-up ..read more
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2d ago
A man has been seriously injured today after completely forgetting to wear a helmet before opening the Tupperware cupboard in his kitchen ..read more
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3d ago
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has been left questioning his future in politics after earning a ringing endorsement from Liz Truss, a politician now synonymous with abject failure and having her premiership outlived by a lettuce ..read more
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Harry Kane has signed for Manchester City until the end of the season it is revealed, so he can surely fucking win a trophy, for God sake. ..read more