Steve Albini and the Ghost of Elvis Team Up for Musical Collab
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by WWN Staff
1w ago
The Unlikely Duo: Steve Albini and Elvis Presley’s Heavenly Collaboration The iconic music producer Steve Albini has reportedly embarked on his most extraordinary project yet. In an astonishing development, he will be collaborating posthumously with the legendary Ghost of Elvis. This news has captivated fans from both the earthly and celestial realms. It broke on May 7, 2024, revealing that the legendary musician and producer had made the transition to the great recording studio in the sky. Remembering Steve Albini: The Nirvana Producer’s Legacy Steve Albini, renowned for his minimalist record ..read more
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In a Purr-sistent Campaign, Cat Wins Mayor’s Seat, Declares ‘Catnip in every Pot’ As Town Slogan.
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by Lena Barker
2w ago
Cat Runs for Mayor In a remarkable event, a small town recently witnessed a historic mayoral election. This election captured the attention of the nation. In this election, a cat named Fluffy emerged victorious, winning the mayor’s seat with a surprising majority. Fluffy have become a symbol of change and innovation in local governance. It happens with a platform centered around feline welfare and a promise of “Catnip in Every Pot.”  The Rise of Fluffy  Fluffy, a charismatic and lovable feline, captured the hearts of the townspeople. The feline did so with his appealing personality a ..read more
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Rent-a-Baby: For Millennials Who Just Can’t Commit
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by Lena Barker
2w ago
BREAKING NEWS: “Rent-a-Baby” Service Launches, Offers Temporary Parenthood Experience FOR MILLENNIALS In a bold move catering to the commitment-shy millennials, a groundbreaking service called Rent-a-Baby has emerged, offering a unique solution for those hesitant to dive headfirst into the world of parenthood. This innovative venture provides a temporary parenting experience, allowing users to dip their toes into the waters of child-rearing without the lifelong obligation. Rent-a-Baby comes as a lifeline to a generation known for delaying major life milestones like marriage and starting a fami ..read more
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5 Mistakes People Always Make When Beheading A Vampire
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by Eric Farwell
1M ago
We’ve all been there: thigh-height deep in a crypt slowly, slowly filling with the blood of centuries-old virgins as one, maybe one and a bat that turns into a vampire runs at you, arms flailing. If you’re reading this, you’ve survived, but so many of us end up ding-dong durn dead because we think a slash across the throat is enough to behead a vampire when really it’s a slash, a twist, and a pull. With vampire crypts turning up between the vape store and the other vape store in gentrified neighborhoods, we thought it was best to put together a guide to help you stay safe. There should not be ..read more
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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
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by Marge Floori
3M ago
You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed by understanding how to sell your soul to THE DEVIL! You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts when he advises on the exact process of how to sell your soul to the devil. AVOID SELLERS REMORSE Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly ple ..read more
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FAMOUS AUTHOR FORGETS STUFF—OR DOES HE?
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by Boyce Day
3M ago
He has written scary books for decades, but what is scaring people now is his tweets, which wonder about the disappearance of things that have not disappeared. The Cape Cod-style mansion in Gorham, Maine known as the Castle is home to a once-nimble mind that has now, at least according to some locals, slowed to a glacial pace. The mind belongs to Evan McQueen, the bestselling author whose name gave the house its monker. McQueen, also known as the Master of the Modern Macabre, is synonymous with spine-chilling horror tales that have entertained and frightened readers for decades: Cap the Bottle ..read more
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ALIEN ENCOUNTER FASHION TIPS
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by Red Starling
5M ago
BEAM UP IN STYLE, AND PASS THE INTERSTELLAR VIBE CHECK Through 40 years of documenting alien encounters, Weekly World News has noticed a striking pattern. Your choice of clothing influences the likelihood of your abduction. Your fashion style will determine whether extraterrestrials think you are a candidate for experimentation. Many abductees have vanished into the sky never to return. But if you wear the right clothes, you must might make it back. What these folks wore at the time of abduction played a key role in keeping their celestial captors copacetic. These encounters are becoming more ..read more
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SCIENTISTS CREATED A TIME MACHINE THAT ELIMINATES MONDAYS.
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by Foxington Delaware
6M ago
A group of scientists led by Dr. Wilbur Smith of CalPoly made a colossal temporal discovery. They’ve created a working time machine! However, this time machines don’t take you in the future or the past. This time machine eliminates Mondays. In a laboratory that felt more like a sitcom set, Dr. Smith announced their findings in front of a room of eager scientific reporters. The machine, which they’ve affectionately dubbed the “Chrono-Booster,” was originally supposed to revolutionize the way we experience time. But when they realized it wiped out Mondays, they were stunned. Dr. Smith exclaime ..read more
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CURSED TEXTS LEFT UNTRANSLATED!
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by Joe Saddler
7M ago
Professors Warn: Cuts in Funding and Tenure Cause Havoc! Ancient Evils REMAIN A SECRET! Recent labor strife at colleges and universities has unmasked long-term issues in academia,. From low wages, precarious employment, and lower-quality education for students to the cost of intellectual inquiry. And a new report from the National Endowment for the Humanities finds the humanities are underfunded. This has left many ancient, cursed texts untranslated and the hidden evils in the world unreleased. “Underfunding of the study of ancient languages, civilizations, gods, demons, and accursed texts has ..read more
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13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
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by Marge Floori
7M ago
Demonic possession is no laughing matter – but if you find yourself pitted against one of the 13 most dangerous demons in Hell, watch out! Blackman and Martin are 2 of them. Anton Szandor LaVey, the former High Priest of the Church of Satan, listed the most powerful of Lucifer’s minions in his notorious book, The Satanic Bible. “Theologians have cataloged some of the names of devils in their lists of demons, but the roster which follows contains the names most effectively used in Satanic ritual,” wrote LaVey, known to his followers as The Black Pope. In addition to what he called the “crown ..read more
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