Reasons My Son Is Crying
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Reasons My Son Is Crying is a blog about children. The blog covers all the many many completely logical reasons that children cry. The blog is in the format of memes.
Reasons My Son Is Crying
5M ago
Wife: “You boys should work on Christmas lists today.”
Me: “Maybe I’ll make my list too…. Let’s see…. what do I want…. Love…. Respect…. Hugs-“
12yo: “Dad. You won’t be getting any of those things from us ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
11M ago
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Yet another misleading internet product. Squirrel feeder? I think not.
THANKS FOR RUINING MY MOTHER’S DAY PRESENT, CHIPMUNK.
Amazon.com : Woodlink 24717 Adirondack Squirrel Feeder, Red : Patio, Lawn & Garden ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
1y ago
**Helping kids get their lunches together**
Me: “Okay, here’s a wrap for you.”
11yo: “Yes! Let’s hear it! Will it be on the same level of one of Eminem’s orrrrr ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
1y ago
“Why would I want to listen to all of Bach’s churros?!?”
11 year old, on day 3 of listening to the Bach Brandenburg Concertos numbers 1-6 ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
2y ago
Me: “How was your first day back at school after Thanksgiving? Did you walk right up to the biggest bully in school and say ‘How was your turkey?!’”
12yo:
Me:
12yo:
Me: “Who is the biggest bully in school anyway?”
12yo: “You are.”
Me: “Well, maybe if you weren’t such a DWEEBAZOID I wouldn’t have to bully you so much.”
12yo: “How was your turkey ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
2y ago
10yo: “I need a hat.”
Me: “Well, we’ll have to ask Uncle Wally to knit you one.”
10yo: “But does he have any black yarn? How can I maintain my tough-guy image with PEPPERMINT ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
2y ago
My 10yo made me go with him into a mall store just so he could make a punny bathroom joke about the store’s name to the person working there.
“Excuse me, do you have a bathroom? Because I have to go VERA BRADLEY.”
The heart, it swells with pride ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
3y ago
***Three boats full of Disney characters come by, 10yo ignores them***
***Boat full of drummers comes by, 10yo waves***
10yo: “You see, I wave at people who KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING - not just some crazy people sweating to death inside animal costumes ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
3y ago
My 10yo just casually mentioned that the Tostitos logo contains two people dipping a chip into salsa. HOW HAVE I NEVER EVER NOTICED THIS ..read more
Reasons My Son Is Crying
3y ago
And how are you all doing on syrup, Denny’s? Need me to loan you some? You know, just until the 15th ..read more