Horror Movie A Day
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I watch a horror movie every day. One I haven't seen. Then I write random comments about it. Ideally, dear reader, you'll do the same. For 90% of all horror movies, talking about them afterwards is more entertaining than watching it. A blog by Brian Collins.
Horror Movie A Day
6d ago
APRIL 10, 2024
GENRE: RELIGIOUS
SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING)
In general, prequels rarely interest me. This goes double for horror, as the very nature of a prequel means filling in backstory, something few horror films/franchises benefit from. Even if I more or less like the movie, like TCM: The Beginning, the "prequelness" tends to drag the experience down (in that particular case: did I really need to know how Monty lost his legs?). So it's rather surprising that The First Omen works as well as it does, because not only is it telling the story of how Damien came to be conceived and ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
1w ago
APRIL 4-7, 2024
GENRE: HORROR MOVIES!
SOURCE: THEATRICAL (FESTIVAL SCREENINGS)
Back in the day, I used to mix things up with what festival I went to in a given calendar year, but at this point I barely even consider the others, zeroing in only on the Overlook Fest in New Orleans. While I would love to go to Frightfest UK again, and... well, I would enjoy the company at Fantastic Fest since a number of friends go (I don't particularly want to support the company anymore seeing as how they laid my ass off at the very beginning of Covid, not even a "furlough"), I just have too much fun gallavanti ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
3w ago
MARCH 22, 2024
GENRE: ALIEN, MONSTER
SOURCE: BLU-RAY (OWN COLLECTION)
I normally don't combine reviews, but they more or less combined the productions of Critters 3 and Critters 4, so I feel it's fitting. And really I just don't have a lot to say about them, so they would be very short reviews on top of it. Least this way you guys are getting something that'll last your whole trip to the bathroom or waiting for your microwave meal to finish. A review that's too short will have you wandering over to Twitter or something. Can't have that.
Anyway, as fans know, these entries went direct to video ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
1M ago
FEBRUARY 27, 2024
GENRE: RELIGIOUS
SOURCE: THEATRICAL (ADVANCED SCREENING)
Before this advanced screening of Immaculate began, director Michael Mohan came out and listed some of the movies that influenced this one, such as The Devils and The Red Queen Kills Seven Times, but the title that really piqued my curiosity was Barbarian. Faithful readers of the site might wonder why there is no Barbarian review here, but the simple reason is I refused to, because it was so damn good but also benefited greatly from having no idea what it was about (for those still in the dark, I will say it's not about ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
1M ago
FEBRUARY 28, 2024
GENRE: PSYCHOLOGICAL, SUPERNATURAL
SOURCE: BLU-RAY (OWN COLLECTION)
There are currently 11 Hellraiser movies, and as many reviews tagged "Hellraiser" here on HMAD (well, 12 now if you feel like seeing for yourself), so I actually forgot that I never reviewed Hellraiser: Inferno back in the day, as it seemed "complete." I knew I saw it pre-HMAD, but same went for 1-4 and I got those taken care of along the way, so I'm not sure how/why Inferno (the 5th entry, if you've forgotten) got skipped over in those rewatches, especially considering in my memory I actually thought it was ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
2M ago
FEBRUARY 12, 2024
GENRE: SURVIVAL
SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING)
Having never seen the trailer*, I only knew two things about Out of Darkness when I sat down for it: 1. That it was, alas, not based on the book by Sidney Prescott, and 2. That friends who saw it described it as "boring." But that's not a particularly enlightening description, and it's subjective af to boot. I also know people who think Session 9 is boring, whereas I'm the guy sitting there wishing it was longer. And yet I have found the last couple Michael Bay movies interminable, even though they're certainly not lackin ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
2M ago
FEBRUARY 8, 2023
GENRE: COMEDIC, HERO KILLER
SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING)
Hello! I am a 43 year old straight male who didn't think Lisa Frankenstein was particularly good.
Normally I don't bother describing myself in a review, but I feel here it might be useful, because I want it to be clear that I am first to admit I'm not the target demographic for this particular movie, and maybe you simply won't care that an old white dude thinks about it. But that said, considering it's Diablo Cody's first return to the horror/comedy genre since Jennifer's Body*, which I enjoyed quite a bit (wit ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
2M ago
JANUARY 21, 2024
GENRE: SLASHER
SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING)
For the past 28 years, whenever there’s a new masked whodunit slasher (as opposed to the Terrifier/Hatchet types that are centered on a named boogeyman) one would assume its makers were inspired by Scream. And that’s not a knock, I should stress – why NOT ape what is easily the best of its type we’ll likely ever have, in hopes of capturing that lightning again? But here’s the surprising thing about Founders Day: it did indeed seemingly look to a Wes Craven slasher movie for inspiration, just not that one. Nor were they goin ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
3M ago
JANUARY 8, 2024
GENRE: THRILLER
SOURCE: STREAMING (HULU)
It’s been a long time since Lionsgate took the time to make a horror movie with notable actors and then just randomly burned it off on a few screens with no advertising, so the makers of Cobweb can take solace in that they’re reviving a tradition! It joins the likes of Blood Creek, Haunting in Connecticut 2, Repo, and probably others I’ve forgotten, except the key difference is that I wasn’t able to make it out to one of those random screenings when it opened last July against "Barbenheimer" (a very busy time for whatever reason; it took ..read more
Horror Movie A Day
3M ago
DECEMBER 31, 2023
GENRE: SLASHER
SOURCE: STREAMING (TUBI)
Unlike Halloween and Christmas, there aren’t a lot of New Year’s-set horror movies, and let’s face it – neither Terror Train or New Year’s Evil (I know they’re not the only ones, but they’re the most popular) are amazing enough to revisit every year. So last year I opted to watch the *remake* of Terror Train that had popped up on Tubi, only to laugh when I discovered one of the only two changes of note it made from the original film is that it changed the holiday from NYE to, sigh, Halloween. Which, to be fair, actually makes the costum ..read more