Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  What's the difference between a bucking bull and a horse? We explore that in depth with Mike Crugnola (@futureXskeleton) himself! Also- before we get in too deep this is a REAL STORY. So for anyone like SOME of us on the podcast who didn't realize until the last few minutes of the movie- this dude was real. Lane existed. Now listen to the podcast. Do it for Lane.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eight Sec ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  No way, NO WAY, THE Kaycie D? On Horse Girls! You mean the one that writes and illustrates B Side You the world famous web comic that you can read for free at bsideyoucomic.com? I can't believe she's here to talk to us about the Black Beauty that's free on YouTube. I am sure that means it will be fantastic and not at all bad. Right Tim? Right? Tim... why is it going dark now. Why does it feel so cold? Am I the one finding the ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We are joined by the incredible The_Artifessor to talk about a surprisingly good Spiderman movie titled Spiderman: Seabiscuit. It was an entirely new take on superpowers in that Tobias Macguias did not appear to shoot webs but you know I still think it was a pretty good one. Also his crime fighting sidekick was a horse.  New episode every other Wednesday!  ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Are you tired of the whole Z versus Z controversy? Are you like, America, England, Canada, France, etc. get it together! Then boy howdy do I have a solution for you. Introducing Z! This brand new pronunciation of everyone's favourite letter is sure to please the whole family! Hey Tim, I am not sure this is coming across is type. I feel like this add for your new letter pronunciation should really have been spoken... If only w ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  I wasn't feeling particularly inspired to make this summary so I asked Tim what the most interesting part of this episode was. He didn't answer me so instead this is what you get for an episode descriptions. Uninspired drivel. Absolute waste of a perfectly good space. Think about how many seconds of your life you will never get back because you read this description. Right. Now add that with everyone else who read this descri ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Not to jump right into it but this is our frog centric episode. This could be the episode where you laugh so hard you croak. It's a tad-pole outrageous. Don't toady around waiting for Tim to get those tattoos- Kermit to the bit!  New episode every other Wednesday!  ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  In this episode Tim tries to go running off back to his unicorn land so we run him into a bush of briars and leave him there to be found by kind rescuers. Meanwhile Jenna and I do hot laps around a field on our ponies of the apocalypse. Yeah... yeah it's pretty cool. Did we shut the front door? Mmmm, probably not! New episode every other Wednesday!  ..read more

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The seer has arrived. Soothsayer Tim has arrived and is here to tell you that great sums of money are coming your way and your lucky numbers are 69, 420, 8008132, 1337, and 9. Oh wait- what's this? The leaves in the teacup... oh no... oh no indeed... a great misfortune will befall you heralded by a small chestnut pony. This pony has killed before... Is your name Ms. Bell per chance? New episode every other Wed ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  It's just that Twilight isn't a great movie ok? Or book. Like what even happened, how did that series get so popular? Why did the editor greenlight Renesmee? So anyways we talk about Heartland again.  New episode every other Wednesday!  ..read more

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever wanted to plan a vacation with the horse girls? This episode gives you a real life experience in our state of the art system into this experience. Paste a picture of your best friends on the monitor and Google 'Train Adventure' before putting on noise cancelling headphones and listening in to this episode. It is a state of art experience artisanally crafter for your experience. Spared no expense.  New episo ..read more