It’s a challenge for Trump to comply With societal rules. He’s a guy Who has always felt free To ignore them with glee; To break laws and to flagrantly lie. Trump’s accustomed to getting his way. But in Criminal Court, he lacks sway. It’s the Judge who has power, So Don’s looking dour, Forced to hold all his anger at bay. Be quiet in court and sit down! Trump’s compelled to comply (with a frown.) For he fin’lly must face His first criminal case: It’s Judge Merchan who now wears the crown ..read more

The long-looming motion by Gaetz, Meant to toss out the Speaker he hates, Has fin’lly been filed. So McCarthy is riled And heated arm-twisting awaits ..read more

Dear Kevin, a Speaker must lead And inspire; not meekly accede To demands from a few Nihilist loons. You shall rue Selling out to a crew with no creed ..read more

My latest limerick requires a bit of background info, for those who missed Trump’s latest cognitive quagmire: In New Hampshire this past week, Trump converted his Pelosi lie about January 6 security into a Nikki Haley lie. And no, I am NOT making this up: According to Trump, Haley was in charge of security during the January 6 Capitol attack, and Haley turned down Trump’s (non-existent) offer of 10,000 National Guard soldiers. (Apparently, the former South Carolina governor and U.N. ambassador became Speaker of the House when nobody was looking.) Here’s my Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challen ..read more

Ruthless Trump lies and spews Countless gripes that are groundless. His fans buy his “truths.” Their naivety’s boundless ..read more

Heartless GOP pols keep expounding On the “evils of wokeness,” confounding All the fine, humane folk Who remain proudly woke– Social justice awareness abounding ..read more

Donald Trump bound in shackles would surely raise hackles of Trump’s loyal jackals. From me, expect cackles ..read more

The House GOP is a mess. And it seems to be anyone’s guess When they’ll fin’lly elect A new Speaker. They’re wrecked! Is it glee you detect? Oh my, yes ..read more

Here’s a free tip for Trump: Spewing bile Is best to avoid while on trial. It may help you raise cash, But it still remains rash. My advice: Try pretending to smile ..read more

By now, you’ve surely heard about Lauren Boebert’s Beetlejuice “performance.” Here’s an entertaining column about Boebert somehow managing to outdo herself in the indecency department. And here’s my latest limerick: “Pious” Boebert’s well-known for her rudeness, Even crudeness (though surely not shrewdness.) Her vulgar display At a play made my day: An infamous “born-again” lewdness ..read more