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4d ago
Rats have today complained of Tory MPs ignoring the recognised order of things and trampling over them in order to flee their sinking ship ..read more
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6d ago
Newly re-elected London mayor Sadiq Khan could soon find his city entirely free of grifting arseholes, after the likes of Laurence Fox and Dan Wootton said they would be forced to leave London following his re-election on Saturday ..read more
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1w ago
A Tory Twitter commentator has been taken to hospital with a severely dislocated shoulder after trying to spin the local election results as "not particularly bad" for the Tories ..read more
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1w ago
The Conservative party is laying the blame for their disastrous local elections result squarely at the feet of those preventing them from demonising further minority groups ..read more
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1w ago
The government has announced new plans for primary school education to be outsourced to Rwanda ..read more
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1w ago
Workers Party MP George Galloway has exclusively revealed that “normal” romantic relationships should involve the man embodying the role of a domestic cat and partaking in meals directly from the palms of their female counterparts ..read more
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1w ago
An officious twat is revelling in checking the ID of all the young people coming to vote in the local elections, according to reports this morning ..read more
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1w ago
The evolution of intelligent AI continues apace, with the latest milestone in its continued development achieved after it was discovered that no AI chatbot would be willing to vote for Reform UK ..read more
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1w ago
The small boats migrant crisis must be stopped immediately, so we can focus on helping our own people first, according to a man who lost his mind when he found out Sadiq Khan wanted to feed hungry school children at the taxpayer's expense ..read more
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1w ago
The UK government announced today that it has definitely not lost track of those asylum seekers scheduled for deportation to Rwanda under its controversial new migrant laws, insisting that they know exactly where each individual is; they're just not telling anyone because, well, it's a secret ..read more