Crunch Wears No Pants
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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.
Crunch Wears No Pants
6d ago
Five pods in seven days? Sure, why not. We're back to talk about JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN MCDANIELS JADEN M ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
1w ago
HELLO! EMERGENCY POD! The Timberwolves won Game 1 vs the Phoenix Suns today in the playoffs! The gentlemen go through the key performers and break down with they succeeded. We also heap praise on Kevin Durant cuz he's dope ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
1w ago
BONUS EPISODE PRESENTED BY LAMB CHOPS! We have two Suns fans in Panty Nation. One of them is on the show today: Auggie 5000! You remember him as the morning show host at Go 95.3, the modern hip hop channel, a radio station so good that the suits had to shut it down because money never bought good taste. Auggie takes us through six things he's identified as Suns weaknesses that the Timberwolves will exploit. He still thinks they will win the series and that's fine cuz he's a Suns fan so don't hold that against him. We also do RANDOM SUN WOLF OF THE WEEK as well as assemble the best starting fiv ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
1w ago
WE HAVE A MOLE ON THE INSIDE! One of two Suns fans in Panty Nation, Auggie 5000 (who you may remember as your morning drive host on Go 95.3 back when it existed, what a great radio station) joins us to tell us six things he hates about this current Suns team and potential keys for a Timberwolves victory. What a guy! We also did RANDOM SUN WOLF OF THE WEEK and assembled the best five man roster of players who played for both the Suns and the Timberwolves. Sadly, Michael Beasley was not one of them and i'm still mad about it. Love you bye ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
1w ago
Today, we discuss how Wolves twitter in in shambles over the Suns match up in the first round. Why do folks choose to be super negative? Feels like a bummer way to cheer for a team. The gentlemen also discuss how KAT's tenure as a Timberwolf lives and dies with this series. We also draft the best moon related things cuz we are an anti-Sun pod for the time being. Also at the end we discuss whether or not Penguins appear in the Bible. Idk man.  ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
3w ago
It's a lot of Naz Reid talk on this episode. We dive deeper into the "NAZ SHOULD REPLACE KAT" talk taking over the timeline. We also discuss the work of cinematic genius that is Godzilla 2001 as well as if Godzilla is just a raging libertarian. Also, we suggest people who should own the Timberwolves besides Glen Taylor. Smaug from the Hobbit trilogy isn't one of them but does get mentioned. Love you, bye ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
1M ago
AN OWNERSHIP DEBACLE! ANT IS SO GOOD! NAZ AND JADEN AND SLOMO ARE ALIVE!  ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
1M ago
guys. remember when we used to release episodes regularly. we're getting back to that, i promise. On this week's episode, we discuss our life post-KAT injury, Ant's continued ascension, Luka Garza (sorry), and Dune.  ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
2M ago
SPECIAL EPISODE! We love highlighting the Random Wolves of the Week at the end of each episode so we figured we'd do some deeper dives into beloved Wolves throughout history. This week, we discuss the legacy and lore around COOL HAND LUKE RIDNOUR.  ..read more
Crunch Wears No Pants
2M ago
Wolves twitter melted down over former and future guest of the pod Claire de Lune's 1 minute segment discussing the Timberwolves and KAT on another pod so we talked about it cuz we are white knights and simps. After that, we just bantered about how insanely good the Timberwolves are and then we did the fictional player buyout segment, where we add various fictional basketball players to the Wolves.  ..read more