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5d ago
Trump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs The Daily Max News Agency has broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become as paranoid as Russian President Vladkimir Nikita Putin about being poisoned. The Orange Whale has just hired an individual (at $6 an hour) to taste his M ..read more
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3w ago
Car maker CEO admits bumpers were probably a damn good idea! Global auto manufacturers gathered in San Diego at the tri-annual WAMOS convention on Monday, to talk about the future of auto safety. But one CEO in attendance, was more nostalgic about past safety ideas that worked very well, but have been aband ..read more
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3w ago
Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself Clarence Thomas now identifies as a white Republican female lesbian who weighs a slim 101 pounds soaking wet. The ink has yet to dry on the law she wrote banning her from being her. A close friend of the Supreme Court Justice who is doing all he c ..read more
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3w ago
A homeless man in Manhattan tells drivers that he'll gladly take VISA The Scuttlebutt Review reports that a homeless man who works the street corners of Manhattan has come up with the novel idea of taking credit cards in lieu of money. Norman F. Charwick, 57, who has been working the street corner of Lexington Avenu ..read more
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1M ago
Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way ..read more
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1M ago
Kentucky legislature passes a law to set birth dates at conception The Kentucky Legislature, with a supermajority of Republicans, is proposing a law that every citizen’s birth date, from (the Bill in part reads) “the year of our Lord 2024, shall be set at the moment of conception.” Opponents to the Republican B ..read more
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1M ago
Blame Canada for the Great White Orange America, that fickle tribe, has blamed Canada for sending down the smoke of a million forest fires and turning the skyline of New York City into an orange apocalypse. Joe Biden sent firefighters up to the Great White North (really? want to change ..read more
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2M ago
Supreme Court made U.S. women breeding property of the state Like a pig farm owned by farmer Jones, whose pigs are fed and bred under Mr. Jones's supervision, US women's bodies have become the breeding property of the State. Women no longer have the right or freedom to choose. The Supreme Court passed laws to ..read more
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2M ago
Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states The US DEA has just stated that Britney Spears' "Just Say Hell No To Drugs" program is a tremendous hit in 49 of the states. A spokesman for the DEA, Lionel Boocastle, divulged that the only state where the drug program did not work was in Alabama ..read more