As summer nears its end, the Jack-o-Lantern conducted a satisfaction survey of students living on and off campus. Many students elect to live off-campus for the first time during their sophomore summer, and one such ..read more

Donald Trump was furious after Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz as her Vice Presidential running mate last Tuesday, feeling undermined in his immigration control policies by a candidate whose last name he misheard as “Walls ..read more

Devoted tennis fans who had been lining up outside Stade Roland Garros since 5 AM local time to witness the anticipated finals between Novak Djokovic and Carlos Alcaraz this past weekend were visibly upset when ..read more

This fall, the Class of 1953 Commons will unveil new, forward-thinking innovations at its notably popular and well-loved allergy-free dining station, A9. A9 was conceived as a consistent option for students with serious food allergies ..read more

I’m Jack Nicholas ‘25, president of Pi Gamma Alpha fraternity at Dartmouth. Here at PGA, we’re serious about the game of golf. Who doesn’t love a day out on the course? The clubs and balls ..read more

With the Hopkins Center currently closed for renovation, the HOOD Museum is hoping to provide campus with a new lineup of unique and enriching events. Aiming to bring out students from all corners of campus ..read more

Following the release of financial aid award letters in the past weeks, students have been calling for more transparency from the administration in regards to their formulation. The Financial Aid Office, who usually refuses to ..read more

A whistleblower report filed by anonymous informant has revealed the shocking truth that many dared not believe: Timothy Martin ’24, underneath an initial layer of well-organized and pressed clothes in each of his dorm room’s drawers, has hidden a monstrous collection of unsorted, unwashed, and unfolded clothes.  “Though Mr Martin professes to be a tidy, hygienic, orderly, and conscientious individual,” the damning report, a copy of which was released to the Jack-o-Lantern, concludes, “beneath a narrow band of clothes-based civility and structure, unimaginable horror reigns that puts the ..read more

A series of interviews has revealed that legacy student Trip Trippington IV ’21 has strong opinions on affirmative action and its effect on the quality of higher education. In Mr. Trippington’s own words, “I just haven’t heard a good argument for letting in unqualified underachievers based on their family history rather than merit.” (Editor’s Note: Mr. Trippington, or Duke Trippington, as he is properly referred to in his family’s holdings outside of Segregation, Connecticut, is the fifth of his family and the fourth of his name to enroll at Dartmouth College.) “Clearly, the college is afraid ..read more

Gentlemen from a variety of Greek houses became incredibly datable Friday night after Dartmouth Residential Operations removed all red flags from their personalities. “I don’t know what it is,” said Margo Robinson ‘24, “but something about campus culture just seemed to change overnight!” Alerted to the flagrant display of character flaws in violation of the Student Handbook’s so-called “Don’t be a Dick Clause,” SNS officers rushed in overnight to take down all red flags without warning. In some cases, they left nothing but a note reading “remove flags.” On Saturday, Dartmouth women noticed the ..read more