You can never be too sure. View Why You Should Always Ask This Question Before Sex and more funny posts on Salty Vixen Stories and More ..read more

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"So, proud, so firm. . ." his hands traveled lower to my breasts, my knees buckling slightly. I leaned back against him for support as his fingers blazed a trail of heat down my softly rounded belly before resting on my hips. I turned and kissed him, our tongues softly exploring, until the elevator reached his floor ..read more

Basically, at least when masturbating, I fall asleep almost immediately after I cum, and fall asleep hard. Like “conked out for at least 30 minutes” hard. Like I said, solo this is not a problem and I have to say I’ve never thought that hard about it. But lately, I’ve been thinking “It would suck to fall asleep like that in the middle of something with a partner.” For one thing, it would just be rude, and also generally annoying logistically ..read more

The Kama Sutra of being way too hot for sex. Laugh at the comics: 6 Cool Sex Positions to Beat the Summer Heat ..read more

Funny Video called Everyone is an Asshole- although it is a comedy, it is true. Enjoy from Salty Vixen Stories & More ..read more

What a charming lady. That was my first thought when we were introduced. She had an engaging smile and a certain reticence that made one think she might be rather shy. And she was lovely to look at, too. It was a year ago that Elaine and I became friends. We had mutual acquaintances and ..read more

A short vampire story: "The diner was full to the brim with drunks attempting to sober up before they drove home. The smell of ripe, sweaty bodies and sour beer-breath floated just above every Formica table. The noise level was appallingly loud from all the club flunkies, who had gone temporarily deaf after drowning in dance music for the past couple of hours or so. They yelled back and forth across the tables to their equally deaf companions. Convinced that the wait-staff, could not hear them either, they shouted their late-night breakfast orders ..read more

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I didn't say anything. I just stepped behind her and placed my hands around her throat. Reflexively she emitted a deep, husky breath, which I could feel beneath my fingers. So I tightened my grip ever so slightly. Melissa closed her eyes, leaned her head back and felt behind her for my hard cock. She found it and rubbed slowly, fondling me through the fabric of my jeans ..read more