This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Episode 69 with someone planking on top! Saturday recordings! Dave is a little old man! LCBO on Strike! Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford! Dangerous edibles! Dave enjoys being high! The Great Mysterio! Dave has no point! Medicine time! Death denying society! Yay! Rick Mercer's ice flows! "The Office" is awesome! "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic! Paul wants an extra 3 inches! Death has visited us too many times recently! RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart! "Charmed" was ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Laughter! Intros are fun! Amy Sedaris night! More WINE! Bye bye, OJ! Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind! We experienced solar eclipse totality! Bloody clouds! Car sickness! Day to night, back to day in minutes! Sharp shadows! The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes! Paul's phantom conversations! Special dogs! Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...! JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music! Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million! She's a sapphist, Rose! Paul loves JoJo! Allergies are fun! Yay! Trivia! Monkey brains! Tw ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's WINE o'clock! French butcher! Gewürztraminer wine! David is a cheap drunk, apparently! Paul is a fantastic chef! Soy sauce problems! We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"! Truman Capote was annoying! Smoking is gross! Vaping is ridiculous! Solar Eclipse of the heart! Totality is where it's at, baby! All the earthquakes! LinkedIn Affairs! Farts are funny! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown! Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair! Toilet plunger poop spray! Mu ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Gross songs! Thanks, Tim! Yeast is still gross! Paula Abdul! Paul's songs and music ADHD! Yes, and?! Madonna is a jackass to her fans! We love sleeping! More BLTs! Dave??!! We miss John Candy! Paul isn't sentimental! Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies! Dave is Paul's daddy! Pornhub pulls out of Texas! Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company! Gleaning with Paul! "Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian! Let's boycott Kellogg's! Wendy's greed! Yay! Trivia! Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy! Paul's Ti ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The BEE GEES! Dave is a lady boy man! We're a day late, but yer getting an episode! Paul is the animal nanny! Olive the dog! Dave, the BLT master! No basic sandwiches for Dave! Paul is a basic sandwich bitch! Trailer park memories! Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS! Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage! We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"! Yeasty cinnamon rolls!  YUMMY! Milky goodness! How to cultivate human yeast?!?! Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs! Dave's colonoscopy fun! Peg Lyte is disgus ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's congestion! It's Amy Sedaris night! Low energy Friday! Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit! Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much! Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?! "Saltburn" was not shocking to us! Uncut grave humping! "Short Bus" was shocking! Paul at Pine Knob! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable! Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo! Jon Hamm's penis talk! Paul has impeccable dickdar! Drake's big penis! Ricky Spanish! Fire crotch! Keep your kids off social media! Don't microwave your fish at work! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Spanish flea! Happy 2024! Paul got COVID! Our fun health issues! YAY! We're boiling, globally speaking! SAD = Great acronym! Paul's TV show dreams! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way! "Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...! Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows! Blame it on the edit! Let's make money off True Crime! I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire! No more "Schmigadoon"! Screw you, Netflix! Teslas are GARBAGE! Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA! Damn you, influencers! Stanley Cups are hard to understand! I Wish I Didn't Know ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster! Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag! Schwetty Jingle Balls! Terry Bitchy! "Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies! Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...! Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"! Leonard and his ghosts! Pap Smear Beer! Hi Tim! Business class spoilage! The malaria/tape worm diet! Paul's cramped thumb! Music ADHD! Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang! Dave dislikes EVERYTHING! Would you like an apple pie with that?! We have a gay Christmas tre ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sausages and dryers! October Friday the 13th, baby! Trumped solar eclipses! Dave is a hot dog aficionado! Paul enjoys mouth feel! Alcoholics! Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet! Karen! Ass cancer! Diarrhea plane, part deux! Crime scene sex doll fun! Dave's sex doll fun! Avenue Q! Stupid baby names!  SO STUPID! Ice chomping = sexual frustration! Twig! Log! Branch! Bark! It's "Marceau", you peasant! Methamphetamine Rules! Blanche's letter FINALLY arrived!  Horror movie trivia! Zombie jamboree in 1993! George A. Romero lives in the Necropolis now ..read more

This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Diarrhea, plop plop! When in doubt, reboot! David's issues! AGAIN! Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail! Depression is fantastic! Hot sex in the masturbatorium! Burps AND farts! Pumpkin spice latte! Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis! Paris bed bug fun! Cole slaw cum! Greek salad! Mozzarella stick math! Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco! Farts are hilarious! Car sex! "Milf Manor"! Horror trivia time! Ecstasy! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Diarrhea Plane! Diarrhea Plane - Video! Man's car lover dies! Chris James' Milf Ma ..read more