Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
1d ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The BEE GEES! Dave is a lady boy man! We're a day late, but yer getting an episode! Paul is the animal nanny! Olive the dog! Dave, the BLT master! No basic sandwiches for Dave! Paul is a basic sandwich bitch! Trailer park memories! Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS! Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage! We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"! Yeasty cinnamon rolls!  YUMMY! Milky goodness! How to cultivate human yeast?!?! Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs! Dave's colonoscopy fun! Peg Lyte is disgus ..read more
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We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
2w ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's congestion! It's Amy Sedaris night! Low energy Friday! Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit! Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much! Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?! "Saltburn" was not shocking to us! Uncut grave humping! "Short Bus" was shocking! Paul at Pine Knob! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable! Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo! Jon Hamm's penis talk! Paul has impeccable dickdar! Drake's big penis! Ricky Spanish! Fire crotch! Keep your kids off social media! Don't microwave your fish at work! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It ..read more
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TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
1M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Spanish flea! Happy 2024! Paul got COVID! Our fun health issues! YAY! We're boiling, globally speaking! SAD = Great acronym! Paul's TV show dreams! "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way! "Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...! Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows! Blame it on the edit! Let's make money off True Crime! I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire! No more "Schmigadoon"! Screw you, Netflix! Teslas are GARBAGE! Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA! Damn you, influencers! Stanley Cups are hard to understand! I Wish I Didn't Know ..read more
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Our Christmas Memories, Couple has Sex the Wrong Way for Four Years, and Christmas Movie Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster! Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag! Schwetty Jingle Balls! Terry Bitchy! "Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies! Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...! Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"! Leonard and his ghosts! Pap Smear Beer! Hi Tim! Business class spoilage! The malaria/tape worm diet! Paul's cramped thumb! Music ADHD! Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang! Dave dislikes EVERYTHING! Would you like an apple pie with that?! We have a gay Christmas tre ..read more
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Crime Scene Sex Doll Temptation, More Stupid Baby Names, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
4M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sausages and dryers! October Friday the 13th, baby! Trumped solar eclipses! Dave is a hot dog aficionado! Paul enjoys mouth feel! Alcoholics! Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet! Karen! Ass cancer! Diarrhea plane, part deux! Crime scene sex doll fun! Dave's sex doll fun! Avenue Q! Stupid baby names!  SO STUPID! Ice chomping = sexual frustration! Twig! Log! Branch! Bark! It's "Marceau", you peasant! Methamphetamine Rules! Blanche's letter FINALLY arrived!  Horror movie trivia! Zombie jamboree in 1993! George A. Romero lives in the Necropolis now ..read more
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Stolen Salad, Delta's Diarrhea Plane, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
4M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Diarrhea, plop plop! When in doubt, reboot! David's issues! AGAIN! Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail! Depression is fantastic! Hot sex in the masturbatorium! Burps AND farts! Pumpkin spice latte! Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis! Paris bed bug fun! Cole slaw cum! Greek salad! Mozzarella stick math! Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco! Farts are hilarious! Car sex! "Milf Manor"! Horror trivia time! Ecstasy! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Diarrhea Plane! Diarrhea Plane - Video! Man's car lover dies! Chris James' Milf Ma ..read more
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Woman Attacked by Wildlife, Woman Divorces her Ghost Groom, and Woman Finds her Mom's Dildo!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
4M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather! Butchered French! We love Amy Sedaris! 1-900-Wank-Me! 250,000 or bust! RIP Johnny Hardwick! Falling snakes! AND Hawks! F You in Particular, Peggy Jones! "Birdemic Shock and Terror" is fabulous! Panties! Ghost divorce! Home wrecking from beyond the grave with Marilyn Monroe! Dave dislikes Meghan Markle! She was great in "Suits", though! Harry is the redheaded stepchild! Rabid follower cult of personality! Branding the synergies! Sex toy fun...! Clone my Willy!  OH NO! Paul's discomfort! Happy B ..read more
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We Saw "Barbie" at the Drive In, We've Gone From Global Warming to Global Boiling, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
4M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: RIP Sinéad O'Connor! Madonna...girl! "Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!! Discomfort at the drive in! Paul's crankiness! Delicious snacks! Paul's "Barbie" score: B-! Dave's "Barbie" score: F! Paul hates historical dramas; Dave loves them! Paul's birthday is around the corner! Charcuterie goodness! Paul's garlic dip is divine! Dave loves caulk! UFO Whistleblower has an intense face! Non-human biologics! Global warming has ended! We're now in GLOBAL BOILING! What fun! Global warming doesn't care about our politics! Tonsil stones! Gagging on popcorn husks! Awkward ..read more
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Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson's "Chemistry", Crazy Mother's Ridiculous Baby Name, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
4M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul and Dave on each other's tits! Wham! The movies are an expensive outing! We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"! Nazis are the best villains! Paul loves Kelly Clarkson! "Chemistry" tells a story! From weed to cocaine! Lots of likes! Let's play the skin flute! We're stupid bitches! Ontario's edibles suck! BC's edibles rule! Dave's weed tolerance! Another ridiculous baby name! Trivia fun! Moist burps! Dave's hot dog condiments! Lots of overdue disasters! Episode Links (In Order): Texas airport worker sucked into jet engine! Alabama air ..read more
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Fun Health Issues, Billionaires are Incredibly Stupid, and Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
by Dave and Paul
4M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The jazz styling of Dave and Paul! Movement disorders are fun! Dave 2-minute update! Meta Paul! Paul 2-minute update! Work sucks! Caulk! Dave's a handyman! 80s Aerobics! The world's on fire! Hey! Let's go visit the Titanic! Stockton Rush is a dipshit! We need toilets! Plural! Can you identify this bucket of your loved one?! Cave divers are insane! Challenger disaster memories! Princess Diana jokes! Let's hope "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" doesn't suck! Episode Links (In Order): Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! This aerobic video wins EVERYT ..read more
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