
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get..
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
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This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo!
David hates something!
Paul's zen vibe!
Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire!
McDonald's pop tastes different!
Crocs are ridiculous!
Jibbitz! They're JIBBITZ, GOD DAMNIT!
It's called UNSCHOOLING!
Dave's fear of children!
Hernia fun!
Surgeon's offices suck!
Facebook reels!
Dave knows a lot about female orgasms!
The straight man is the problem!
Marry your gay best friend!
We saw "Gladiator 2", and it was fine!
Music was crap, though!
Luigi Mangione, the Thirst Trap Assassin's hot, y'all!
CEOs are either sociopat ..read more
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Black mold everywhere!
It's Brittany Murphy, David!
We ain't dead yet!
We were blown away by "Wicked", the movie!
Oz was dark!
The book was darker!
Let's make life a musical!
Dave's uneven!
We missed you all! Sorry for being away!
Posterior fusion surgery of cervical vertebrae sounds like a fun time!
News is banned from our house now!
Please, universe! Let us go extinct!
Leonard!
We get to sing the Friday Night Song!
Bong Crisby!
We finally got to see a Cybertruck in the wild!
Teslas come with free cremations!
Paul discovered "Kath & Kim"!
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Paul's irritation!
Irritating tics!
Leonard!
Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
Little brother, Dave!
White person taco night!
Pico de Gallo!
Boring recipes!
Paul's delicious salad dressing!
"Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"
Bring that sass!
Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!
Paul doesn't give a S**T!
Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!
World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!
Kidz Bop is creepy asf!
"The Goonies"...Part 2?!
Bad movie sequels!
Dumpy is screwing Looney!
Dave's algorithm is kittens ..read more
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?
Paul is very demure and mindful!
Dave got French right!
Sassy Paul is out to play!
Jools Lebron! Look them up!
Paul's sudden love of...feta?!
Greek salad deliciousness!
Glazed donuts!
Paul ate ALL the feta!
If you're offended easily, please don't listen!
Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!
Blanche! What's the deal with Raygun?!
When you screw up in 2024, it's global!
She has a PhD in it!
We are in the movie "Idiocracy"
Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!
Stu ..read more
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Episode 69 with someone planking on top!
Saturday recordings!
Dave is a little old man!
LCBO on Strike!
Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!
Dangerous edibles!
Dave enjoys being high!
The Great Mysterio!
Dave has no point!
Medicine time!
Death denying society! Yay!
Rick Mercer's ice flows!
"The Office" is awesome!
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!
Paul wants an extra 3 inches!
Death has visited us too many times recently!
RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!
"Charmed" was ..read more
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!
The Rule of Thumb was a thing!
It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!
Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!
Right wing homosexuality!
Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!
Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!
Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!
Nummy Steak!
Paul is an extrovert-introvert! Dave is simply introverted!
Dave's age can be talked about in decades!
Sitting on a secret!
Ancient scrolls!
We miss rotary phones!
People are ignorant!
Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo!
Our cats aren't catfluence ..read more
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Laughter!
Intros are fun!
Amy Sedaris night!
More WINE!
Bye bye, OJ!
Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!
We experienced solar eclipse totality!
Bloody clouds!
Car sickness!
Day to night, back to day in minutes!
Sharp shadows!
The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!
Paul's phantom conversations!
Special dogs!
Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!
JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!
Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!
She's a sapphist, Rose!
Paul loves JoJo!
Allergies are fun!
Yay! Trivia!
Monkey brains!
Tw ..read more
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
It's WINE o'clock!
French butcher!
Gewürztraminer wine!
David is a cheap drunk, apparently!
Paul is a fantastic chef!
Soy sauce problems!
We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!
Truman Capote was annoying!
Smoking is gross!
Vaping is ridiculous!
Solar Eclipse of the heart!
Totality is where it's at, baby!
All the earthquakes!
LinkedIn Affairs!
Farts are funny!
Episode Links (In Order):
Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!
Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!
Toilet plunger poop spray!
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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!
Yeast is still gross!
Paula Abdul!
Paul's songs and music ADHD!
Yes, and?!
Madonna is a jackass to her fans!
We love sleeping!
More BLTs!
Dave??!!
We miss John Candy!
Paul isn't sentimental!
Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!
Dave is Paul's daddy!
Pornhub pulls out of Texas!
Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!
Gleaning with Paul!
"Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!
Let's boycott Kellogg's!
Wendy's greed!
Yay! Trivia!
Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy!
Paul's Ti ..read more
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
2M ago
This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:
The BEE GEES!
Dave is a lady boy man!
We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!
Paul is the animal nanny!
Olive the dog!
Dave, the BLT master!
No basic sandwiches for Dave!
Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!
Trailer park memories!
Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!
Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!
We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!
Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY!
Milky goodness!
How to cultivate human yeast?!?!
Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!
Dave's colonoscopy fun!
Peg Lyte is disgus ..read more