We're back, with the thrilling conclusion to the 2005 Hallmark Sci-Fi spectacular, Supernova! What will become of Dr. Chris Richardson and Agent Delgado? How will Richardson's wife escape from the clutches of her escaped nemesis? Can Dr. Shepard finally find peace with his new beach wife? Will the sun ultimately consume the universe? And who IS Teresa?!   If you have questions, we have the answers! So hop on your pickup truck party bus, grab your spiked SunnyD, and strap in for this weeks episode of Sorta Cinema!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton James ..read more

Ever wonder what it would be like if Hallmark tried their hand at producing a sci-fi/disaster movie? Well you're in luck, because this week we watched 'Supernova', a 2005 Armageddon rip-off from Hallmark staring Luke Perry and Tia Carrere. It's long, it's weird, and it's right up our alley! So grab your telescope, put your pet porcupine in a closet, and strap in for this weeks episode of Sorta Cinema!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton James @IAmDaltonJames Follow Ryan Chiu @RyanChiu_ ..read more

Did you know that Dan Harmon and Ben Stiller made a sci-fi action series in 1999 starring Jack Black, Owen Wilson and Ron Silver? Neither did we! Granted, they only made a pilot for FOX that never actually got picked up, but still! If you've never seen this piece of television history, then strap in for a wild ride, and if you have, relive the absurdity with us! So grab a spatula, hop on your motorcycle that's been possessed by the disembodied soul of your unemployed college roommate, and enjoy this week's episode of Sorta Cinema!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow ..read more

Welcome to your first day on the job! This week on the show, we watched training videos! But not just any training videos, BAD training videos. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a meat carver at an Old Country Buffet? How about a salesperson at a Blockbuster Video? Or how about a cashier at a dystopian Alaskan gift shop? Whatever your skill set, we've got a spot for you on this episode!   So grab your tallest chefs hat and hold on to your oosik, because it's time for this weeks episode of Sorta Cinema!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton ..read more

New studio, same old podcast! This week on Sorta Cinema, we watched the first episode of the legendary TV series 'Columbo'. This particular episode was directed by the one and only Steven Spielberg, putting it smack dab in the middle of that beautiful gray area we like to call 'Sorta Cinema'. So grab your trench coat, light up a cigar, and oh... one more thing, listen to this weeks episode of Sorta Cinema!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton James @IAmDaltonJames Follow Ryan Chiu @RyanChiu_ ..read more

We're back with a fresh new batch of commercials! This week on the podcast, we learn all about the horrifying invention that is the Rejuvenique Face Mask, we learn some controversial secrets from a possessed baby doll, and we finally get to the bottom of what's really bothering accident attorney Scott Hoy. So take a break with us on this weeks episode of Sorta Cinema!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton James @IAmDaltonJames Follow Ryan Chiu @RyanChiu_ ..read more

Top 'o' the mornin' to ya! It's the Sorta Cinema Saint Paddy's Day Special! This week on the podcast, we watched 'The Luck of the Irish', a Disney Channel Original Movie from all the way back in 2001! If you love harmful Irish stereotypes and weirdly patriotic children, then we really can't recommend this movie enough! So grab your lucky coin, crack open a bag of spuds and settle in for this week's episode of Sorta Cinema!   Happy Saint Patrick's Day!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton James @IAmDaltonJames Follow Ryan Chiu @RyanChiu_ ..read more

We're back, baby! This week on the podcast, we watched 'Invisible Strangler' (aka 'The Astral Factor'), a 1984 horror-thriller about a serial murderer who gains the power of invisibility through the mysterious art of "astral projection". If you're a fan of pseudoscience, psychic phenomenon, or just a good ol' fashioned strangler, then this episode is for you! So grab yourself a slice of rubber cake, chuck a hot dog out of your car window, and settle in for this weeks episode of Sorta Cinema!   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton James @IAmDaltonJames Follow Ryan ..read more

Welcome to Amish country! This week on Sorta Cinema, we covered the 2023 Lifetime Original Movie 'Amish Stud: The Eli Weaver Story', a thrilling tale of sex, murder, and pie! This movie is based on the shockingly true story of Eli Weaver, the murderous Amish husband charged in the killing of his wife, Barbara, in June of 2009. So hop in your buggy, light a gas lamp, and settle in for this week's episode of Sorta Cinema!   Also, please excuse our deathly-ill co-host Dalton and he sniffles his way through this movie, and enjoy the soothing sounds of his dog Watson drinking out of his water ..read more

And now a word from our sponsers! This week we decided to try something a little different. We gathered together some of the strangest television commercials we could find and did a deep dive into what these brands were thinking with these ads. We've got everything from militarized children, to a defunct beer-infused shampoo. So take a quick break with us and enjoy this weeks episode of Sorta Cinema.   Follow the podcast @SortaCinema on social media! Follow Dalton James @IAmDaltonJames Follow Ryan Chiu @RyanChiu_ ..read more