It is with esteem that I welcome our audience to what is sure to be an AWDY Podcast classic for many years to come. For today is the day in which we discuss our friend (our former friend? our foe? our friend/foe) Coco. An individual whose work place practices drove us truly cuckoo, not unlike the experience many seem to have with cocoa puffs. While she is now gone forever from our lives, her memory and our disdain for said memory, will forever live in our hearts. Also Jack reads a poem and shit. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arewedeadyetfuneral/support ..read more

WELCOME to the podcasting event of the decade! Join our 3 young funeral directors Brian, Jack, and MJ as they complain incessantly about the bullshit they have to deal with on a daily basis. Come to laugh, cry (from laughing so hard), and I don't know learn something I guess. This episode we cover a smelly guy who blew his head off and an even more smelly guy who still had a head. Good Times. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arewedeadyetfuneral/support ..read more

NOT ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE DESCRIPTION CAUSE OF EARTHQUAKE BYEEEEEE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arewedeadyetfuneral/support ..read more

(REUPLOADED AND FIXED) The stuff with Brian is getting a little worse and has us concerned. MJ and I are starting to think that all of this is maybe being cause by Brian not handling the death of Dana well? I mean we all grieve in different ways. The current theory is that Brian is  devastated because he feels that with Dana gone, no one will ever be as big of a pain in his ass as Dana was, and thus a part of his life is over. This is why Brian is running all over town trying to find things to shove up his butt so that he can try to recreate SOME semblance of the pain that was in his ass ..read more

This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened it's even worse  than when my grandpa died...i was literally sitting in the office and i felt  like i had to fart but when i pushed i just felt straight up  liquid  coming out of my ass...i stood up and im wearing light blue pants so  everyone saw...i litrerally want to die...people were bursting out  laughing and covering their nose and i ran to the bathroom. the shit  kept coming out of my ass while i was running to the bathroom and it  leaked down my leg and i turned my head around and saw dropl ..read more

Yo to the World Dana's Dead He broke Off his Rear-end What happened to his body? Ran over by some Harley's Vroom Vroom they go Vroom Vroom they go What happened to his toes? Brian shoved them up his nose Up up they went Up up they went Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arewedeadyetfuneral/support ..read more

It’s our one year anniversary special extravaganza WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. Am I really ruining someones fucking life when I have to ask for no pickles on a burger? Cause I swear to god it feels like that sometimes. I can just feel the disdain and scorn from the fast food worker the second I ask, and they never take it off, sometimes I get extra pickles. Like wtf man? I also bet you a thousand dollars the $15 dollars an hour thing wouldn’t do shit to help that. My dad wants me to buy a cow. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arewedeadyetfuneral/support ..read more

Ok so cards on the table, this week we phoned it in A LITTLE BIT but whatever I don’t owe anybody and explanation except Chloe she’s all that matters at this point and she can message me personally later if she’s really that concerned about. Hey how crazy is this whole Hugh Jackman being Wolverine again thing? Would you buy a sweatshirt that was just a list of all of George Floyd’s crimes? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arewedeadyetfuneral/support ..read more

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING ?? wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING ?? dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING ?? sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING ??zàijiàn ?? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arewedeadyetfuneral/support ..read more

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of ..read more