Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the podcast… 2BD are back!! Rising from the ashes of our 4th (and to this point, numerically greatest) season like phoenix! We are back and we’re here to hit you square between the eyes with some sage parenting advice!! We know you missed us, we took the school holidays off and we’re back refreshed with Season 5: Dawn of the Dad! Here our first week of our new format, we are bi-ing up our bi-weekly show so that it’s now bi-bi-weekly. As clear as that is it means you, the 2BD faithful never miss a week!! Every odd weeks we’ll hit you with our dad ..read more

Well a Ho-ho-howdy doody and, for the final time this season, to you toody. It’s that time of year where mums and dads around the world get themselves into crippling debt only to give all the credit to a fictitious elf! Yay! As we wrap up our numerically hugest season yet, we look back on a majorly bonerific season and look forward to a stiffy-inducing 2024! This week, surprise surprise, we’re talking Xmas, tips n tricks to stay ahead of the holiday blues. What do you get your already spoilt kids, fav Christmas movies, best Christmas carols. It’s a freaking tinsel bomb up in here. We’re also t ..read more

Shut the front door and batten down the hatches cause there a hurricane a-blowin!! Lucky for you this hurricane is being sage parenting advice from a cuppla hot, yet bald dads. This week we’re back with a vengeance and we’ve got a huge topique for you mutha-lovers. We’re tackling the topique of kids and their lies, if you wanna know how to deal with a little fibber this is the ep for you!! We’re also talking Black Friday blowouts as Chris brings it to you cold, straight from the Crisper and you’ll never guess which of Joe Dolce’s classic hits one of Matt’s sons has been singing, there’s so man ..read more

2BD bringing some big-Dad energy on your Thristy Thursday!! It’s that time of the bi-week again, so lay down and let the dads spoon you into parenting bliss. This week we’re back, and this time, it’s personal… in the way that we are drawing on our own experiences for a topic. We’re talking about forcing your kids to be friends so the parents can hang out. Namely our 2 eldest sons and their love-hate relationship, how do we make it easier for us to enjoy beers!?!? SOMEONE HELP!! We’re also talking why some kids sickness have their upsides and what to do when you are involved in a suburban warfa ..read more

WooOoOoOo?? mothers, lock up your sons because it’s the first annual 2BD Halloween Spooktacular ? 2 Bald dads, more like Boo Bald Deads…Stay tuned for more great Halloween gear like that. That’s right, the Dead’s are talking all things Halloween. We’re talking costumes, we’re talking trick or treating we’re talking Valentine’s Day…for some reason. Whatever it is we have you covered! We’re also talking traffic (finally!) and how some quick thinking can really save your reputation at daycare. Lastly, someone has either been hoisted by their own petard or have had their chickens come home to roos ..read more

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the podcast. Boom! 2BD comin at you like a laser! We’re back baby, dipping our proverbial toe in your ear waters. This week we’re talking 2nd kid birthdays, you ought be thinking, why are they so freaking hard to buy for when the first kid already has everything?! We’ve got you covered with so tips to get through! We’re also talking how to make your kids realise the l value of gifts with a classic Xmas morning trick! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com ..read more

Hey hey, hello and a howdy doody! You’re back with the dads on what is shaping up to be our biggest season so far, numerically of course. This week we’ve got an absolute belter for you! We’re talking baldness benefits, we’re hearing too much on the negative about being bald, but what about the positives?!! … surely we can find at least ones We’re also talking gaslighting, what is it and what to do when a toddler does it and we’re going back to our old favourite low brow topic! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69@hotmail.com ..read more

G’Day, didn’t event get to say G’Day. It’s big Thursday baby and el Dad’s are back with some more creamy content for you little creamers! This week we’ve picked a leaf from the topic tree, grinded it up in to a paste, eaten it and now we’re ready to talk. What are we talking? Honestly, thanks so much for asking. We’re talking when is it ok to leave your kids in the car?? When are we ready to become a tiny bit more neglectful! We’re also talk toddler fart etiquette and proud sports dad moments! Gooooo Football! Like, review and subscribe! Get in touch at 2balddads_pod on Insta or twobalddads69 ..read more

Well here we are, a day late, a buck short, writing a report.. on what the episode is about. We sorry for depriving you of our succulent content for one day, but we promise this episode is worth the wait. That's right, it's a classic 2BD rant ep, schwing-mother-freakin-ding. We're hitting back at the Bluey detractors, telling them to rightly piss off and leave our beloved children's cartoon alone. This is why we can't have nice things. Were also talking proud dad moments, who called who a penis? and also who son is a noted liar/has good a mount of moxie (is it Matt's or Chris "The Liar"). L ..read more

Come with us now on a journey through time and space, to the world of the mighty Shaz! That’s rights mother lovers our most requested guest is back! Run, don’t walk.. to listen to this ep! Shaz is here and she’s not pulling any punches, she’s here to put Chris in his place and score a W for the gals everywhere!! This week we’re tackling international travel with kids: the ups, the downs and the browns. What to do and what not to do if you want to maximise your holiday fun. We’re also talking mis-gendering our kids and what to do about it plus we’ve got some minor, earth-shattering news about t ..read more