WELCOME BACK! This week, we are opening an all ages nightclub in which two out of three of the musical acts quit unexpectedly on opening night. mess ensues. brooke is still going thru it, mouth is becoming an incel, felix flashes some inappropriate pictures at luke, peyton is on her last nerve as chris keller antagonizes an entire building full of people. so much to discuss our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast ..read more

this week, we have a meteor shower to swoon under!!! luke is being firm about doing the right thing with both anna and whitey, nate is being a certified good husband while haley is freaking out about performing music, brooke is losing all her shit at a yard sale and felix, as expected, is reaping all the benefits. and... a whirlwind of chaos comes to town, in the form of chris keller. lfg   our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/one ..read more

ITS DARE NIGHT BABEY!!! we're eating pickled eggs and hanging out in open graves with all our favorite teens. luke meets a new girl to get light-speed obsessed with, tim is a full character for like five minutes, peyton goes to confession, brooke is still trying to wrangle felix, and the river court boys send an innocent zoo animal to heaven our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast ..read more

This week in Tree Hill! It's financial awareness week apparently, where brooke becomes Poor for the first time, naley are making big decisions about purchasing musical instruments, luke and dan street race the new guy we both hate, and karen is relentlessly flirted with byyyyyy her college professor GREAT GREAT GREAT   our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast ..read more

this week, we have a bad bachelor party for nate (really for tim) and a bachelorette- I mean BRIDAL SHOWER for haley. deb has boundary issues, dan is slowly returning to his supervillainy, and karen is shocked to discover that when u reject a prospective partner it hurts their feelings. somebody help keith get some work done, for the love of god (we just got some new equipment recently and are still figuring out the best mic setup we can have, so pls excuse the iffy audio) our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gm ..read more

this week in tree hill, we have a teenage wedding reception, with some fun sides: posting ur friend's nudes on the internet without telling them, getting turned on by ur wife yelling at ur mom, and staring out of a hospital bay window dramatically. ENJOY   our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast ..read more

we are BACK IN TREE HILL to deal with the consequences of last season's finale. deb loses her gd mind, breyton have a bonfire on the beach, haley cries over cd collections, luke guilts keith on older brother stewardship, and dan, tragically, returns to consciousness.  our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast   ..read more

WE'RE BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEE this week, we wrap up season one for good, and move forward to season two. but before we do, we introduce our first seasonal awards show, the most cursed dating game, and some of our ~predictions~ for the upcoming season. also: the worst possible merchandising opportunity, we need to patent this FRESH FROM THE FROG! you can find us on social media in the following places: our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com for other locations, check out our linktree! we have a bluesky acct now: h ..read more

FINALE EPISOOOOOODE we're finally at the big game. dan is confusing yelling for coaching, luke and nate are making their own bro decisions, haley is scheduling out her sexual debut, peyton and brooke's new relationship(?) runs nikki interference, deb is snatching the Oops crown with a sexy firelit mistake. our brains are melted, to round the season out. our next episode is a post-season reunion episode, to bring in season two! keep up w the episodes, follow us here: our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com ..read more

time to talk porno and joint custody! haley and nate are learning about the dangers of pornography and LOVE. luke is wondering if dan is uh actually an okay guy after all just kidding dan's looking for a way to snatch the ravens' coaching position while whitey goes in for surgery. peyton is an atrocious babysitter. and keith gets huffy and disappoints us. our twitter(s): @onequeerhill @jaxiscrap @crissxcore our insta: onequeerhillpodcast our email: onequeerhillpodcast@gmail.com ..read more