Announcement time! Our Fiona Caruso voice actress is a book author named Lily Sparks and she has a cool as hell dystopian, YA sci-fi romance/adventure coming out called "The Merciless King of Moore High." (You may know her from the beloved Teen Killers Club series).  Here is premise: When all the adults in tiny Brockton, Connecticut  morph into monsters overnight, the teens barricade themselves in their high schools and develop different societies.  Hard-partying Moore builds a neo-feudal society based on a popular video game where everyone goes out and slays the "dragons." Pres ..read more

Real Ryan gives it to you, the hardcore PattersHeads out there, straight up about what's up with the story and releaseseseseseses  Music by Erik Jourgensen  ..read more

Listen as Real Ryan draws a name from a hat and changes someone's life forever, in terms of free t-shirts - ALL LIVE! NO SAFETY NETS! By Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgenson ..read more

Real Ryan has an amazing encounter with his real dog, plus...we're giving away a FREE T-SHIRT!! Go to https://www.patterspod.com/subscribe and sign up for our NEWSLETTER for a chance to win an ORIGINAL T-SHIRT with our famous Hand Mug Logo.   DEADLINE to enter is 2/10/2024   BEST OF LUCK ..read more

In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on him in life. Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Additional Music: Calliope by moebiusbean Old Piano by DeVern "Powerhouse" by the Raymond Scott Quintette "Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik -------------Deadline for the T-Shirt Sweepstakes is MIDNIGHT PST, February 10th------------------------ Subscribe to our website newsletter for ..read more

You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba. Cora is a hardy, warm-hearted individual who Ryan met in a cult before they both realized it wasn't for them and then they became roommates then went their seperate ways in life and still occasionally keep in touch on Internet often via Jib-Jab.  She slates herself as: Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide. In this episode, get cozy with Cora in her car during a rainstorm as we discuss how to save a new marriage, when you know it's over, and d ..read more

Dave’s theme song as heard in Chapter 4: The Law of the Sand by Patrick Clarke and Scottie Salmon ..read more

Ryan travels to a blue-collar beach town fallen on hard times to meet with a "beach lawyer" who holds clues related to The Children of the Thrill; elsewhere, he addresses unfounded rumors connected to his alleged plagiarism (lame). Starring Ryan Sandoval and Patrick James Clarke Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA Check out Scottie Salmon's ..read more

Voting is underway for the Audio Verse Awards and guess what we're a nominee in the "Best New Production" category! The deadline is Nov. 11, so please go to https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and vote for "Finding Pattersby" (as well as any other shows you might enjoy). Also in this issue: Ryan performs a literary feat LIVE while blindfolded. You won't want to miss this! Enjoy us in general? Consider leaving a review where you get your pod-shows VOTE HERE: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/    ..read more

Today we are really excited to feature Episode 3 of "The Glow: A Music and Sound Experience," from our very own musician and sound designer Erik Jourgensen. Erik brings "Finding Pattersby" to life with his vibrant, chill soundtrack and musical craftsmanship. The Glow delivers Erik's own thoughtful examinations of a given theme, in hypnotic, immersive sound form. We love it and you will too. Please enjoy:   The Glow Episode 3 - Focus linktree.com/theglowpod theglowpodcast.bandcamp.com"   ..read more