Out of the blue we 're back for a brief dance with death as we review Cocaine Bear (2023).   This episode features constant mentions of hard drugs -  so if you can't bear that, then viewer discretion is advised.   https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

Three things should stay extinct; Dinosaurs, Movie Franchises and Podcasts.  Somehow we're back and reviewing this 2022 cash-grab.  The movie execs were so preoccupied with the fact they could, they didn't stop to ask if they should...or something. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

The CMC is in session as we review a classic meme of a movie that stars Gary Oldman in 'the role of a lifetime'.  Unfortunately nobody told Gary that the role of a lifetime will involve stuffing his lower body into a sofa and attaching two stuffed trouser legs to make him look like a dwarf. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

"When we first started the show, this is the kind of thing we had in mind, so it's been a long time coming".   Birdemic (2010) is a D.I.Y horror movie by visionary director James Nguyen.  Featuring ear-splitting sound effects, eye watering special effects and head scratching dialogue.  This is one not to be missed. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

After a long and unprofessional hiatus, we're back with a look at 2008's Jumper.   Some say this is Doug Leman's best work, but Mr & Mrs Smith would like a word with you. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

We deliver on our commitments and complete our review of Netflix's Fear Street trilogy.  Find out if the premonitions which Jordan channelled from the spirit realm come true and listen as Tim single-handily unravels the film makers attempt to make the geography of Sunnyville/Shadyside make sense. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

We review Fear Street Part 2.  It's time for a trip down memory lane for Deena and the gang as they relive the camp nightwing massacre as told by the sole survivor - Gillian Jacobs. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

After a solid month off, we return with a run through of recent Netflix Horror adaption; Fear Street part 1.  Includes a new segment "what crappens next?" which sees Jordan channel the supernatural and make a series of premonitions on what he thinks will happen in part 2. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

We review Phantoms: a very average 1998 Science Fiction / Horror starring a baby faced Ben Affleck, Rose McGowan and Peter O'Toole.  Any Jordan fans may be disappointed as this is the first ever episode without him - but Tom fans will feel relieved to know their favourite history boi is present. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more

Listen as we review 2014 Horror flop 'The Pyramid'.  Max is willing to put money on the fact that in real life, there has never been a booby trap in a pyramid.   https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth ..read more