On this episode, squishy-faced Super Bowl halftime show performer/Sri Lankan sweatshop clothing line manager, Tom, and belly-stabbing former crack dealer/funny-looking jet ski rider, V, make circumstantial, but absolutely plausible, accusations about our nation's royalty in the film industry. Tom confesses his unconditional support for the light whereof hath kindled heavenly fire, Hunter Biden, and V marvels at wondrous sight of the celestial hue surrounding Keanu Reeves ..read more

On this episode, inventor of the rapid dissolve stamp adhesive, Tom, and Bill Gates' breast augmentation reconstructive surgeon, V, are joined by four-time disgraced dildo company CEO, Jerry (last heard on the forbidden You Had Me at Skippy episode), as they rain on the TikTok nurse parade and tear down the champions of the COVID-19 vaccination efforts. Tom graduates magna cum laude from University of Phoenix online, V goes to his doctor regarding a sharp side in his pain after visiting a vaccination clinic behind the Walgreens in St. Louis, and Jerry defies the odds by dying of COVID after su ..read more

In the epic conclusion of the M Files Series, 6'4" Vice President with an axe to grind, Tom, and mob-associated musician who lost his best bud, V, brush the brains off the trunk and hop into their Lincoln Continental for a cruise through 1963 Dealey Plaza. Tom questions the integrity of coroners, medical examiners, and morticians alike, while V confesses that he might be a Lee Harvey Oswald apologist ..read more

On this episode, 20-year-old aspiring rapper and bad driver, Tom, and the lady cop who can't tell the difference between a taser and a gun, V, are defeated once again by their arch nemesis, King Kracker, and are forced to offer up their official positions on aliens, angels, demons and the afterlife. Tom freely gives up his eternal reward to just about anyone he knows and cares about, and V demands parley with the manager of the universe ..read more

On this episode, simp-shaming racist, Tom, and midget rape apologist, V, get taken down by their FBI bro for failing to address him in the chat. Tom tells his own version of the Aristocrats joke, and V lays down the law on full body manscaping ..read more

On the first episode of The M Files series, Atlantean testament to the arrogance of man, Tom, and fifth-hand gossip-spreading Athenian, V, find favor with the gods and resurface the lost city of Atlantis as a goof. Tom eliminates all African representation in the Disney princess universe, and V eats a bunch of mushrooms before stomping on turtles ..read more

On this episode, green suit-wearing pun master and Batman villain, Tom, and mysterious, highly sought mountain top source of all wisdom, V, celebrate Quadriplegic History Month with a livestream Q&A session. Tom spit-roasts some fall-off-the-bone rotisserie skunk ape, and V drops a 100,000,000° hip hop album ..read more

On this episode, recently laid off Alderaanian shock trooper, Tom, and exiled 1990's Greek demigod, V, flip-flop and bicker over the deep philosophical messages hidden within Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Yoga Hoosiers." Tom, among other things, kisses a naked corpse in the woods, and V is removed from his position as a Sprint customer service representative for answering every call with, "Wuzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..read more

On this episode, the newest member of the Paraplegion of Doom, Tom, and ambassador to the planet SEGA Saturn, V, are joined by intergalactic #MeToo-accused art curator, Richard, to analyze and appreciate the artwork of the stars. Tom prods the guest for entry codes to the mothership, V tries to find the virgin Mary's face in a slice of toast, and Richard turns down an alien booger left on his doorstep by an extraterrestrial Door Dash driver ..read more

On this episode, disgraced manager of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger launch, Tom, and SpaceX Starship saboteur, V, are joined by globe Earth and generally-accepted science buzzkill, David Weiss, for a trip across, and not around, the world. Tom immediately surrenders to the seductive siren call of the true Earth model, V scales the ice wall of Antarctica only to discover more ice wall, and David silences Tom's claustrophobia-induced panic attack by simply dismissing it ..read more