“Rollin’ bones with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Kahn Souphanousinphone, getting super duper stoned.”        Rob and Lowki have come this week to exhaust the topic of Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock at the Oscars. You’re welcome, we can all move on now.        (Songs:  GNYVE - In The End,  Holiday Sail - Melodrama),  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - How Bout Now)              YouTube:  The Problem With Everything Podcast       Rob ..read more

“Spark up the sticky icky and slick this ick stick sickly”        Favorite guest Michelle Belmont joins Rob and Lowki to discuss all things GNYVE, name some different types of bread, plus we reveal the name of GNYVE’s next cover song AND play it a week early!         Check out Michelle’s episode of Offset Web Series: https://youtu.be/sAs1LqsQ5Pc        (Songs:  GNYVE - One Hundred Knives,  GNYVE - Reality Tunnels,  GNYVE - Inner Light Spectrum)        &nbs ..read more

“You’re too timid and intimidated to admit to a date intimately that you’re into mint, Lee.”        Everything’s a reboot, everything’s a Big Game commercial. Another week of precious rambling. The mask mandate is rescinded, and that’s dumb. We’re talking hypothetical franchise reboots…Rob’s Ripped! From The Headlines: human bones, porno smash and grab, plus an exclusive premier of the new GNYVE single, a week before the official release! Sweet gherkins!        (Songs:  GNYVE - In The End,  Holiday Sail - Burn A Hole,  ..read more

“Invest in pricey vice presidential vestments!”        Lowki and Rob are back again, sipping whiskey, trying to stay awake, mocking Harry Potter, listening to their own music like Kanye West and shit. They’re talking about the dark state of current affairs, memories of talking to cops on mushrooms, and more! Ram Ranch!        (Songs:  GNYVE - Fukuffino,  Death Panel Socialites - The Outer Rings,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - XVI)              YouTube:  The Problem ..read more

“The slut sleuth shut the shit luge!”        Rob and Lowki are back again to celebrate the latest in the absurd circus that is our current reality, including insurrectionist dummies, mukbang, Betty White, that new Matrix flick, and even more nonsense!        (Editorial note: Lowki was probably trying to think of the word “endearing” at about the 1:15:30 mark.)        (Songs:  Holiday Sail - Empires Fall,  GNYVE - Neeeep,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Blood Song)       ..read more

“Naturally Nietzsche neatly knitted niche quiche kitsch.”        Lowki’s back hurts and Rob can’t remember what sleep is. But they made it, they’re here, talking about growing up with the internet, the ravages of age, the rages of avarice, middle aged men playing online games with misognyst snot-nosed children, and more! Also, enjoy the WORLD PREMIERE of a new GNYVE song!        (Songs:  GNYVE - The Lions,  Holiday Sail - Norma Jean,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster)          &nb ..read more

“Zack Snyder’s snide attacks cyber hack cider snacks”        Rob and Lowki have convened to celebrate on the eve of their booster shots, as GNYVE’s debut album is released to streaming services worldwide!        The boys discuss anime, babies ruining the planet, Seinfeld, confederate statues, diarrhea, antivax morons, depression, autotune annoyance, and even more!        (Songs:  GNYVE - WTF,  Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song,  Bat Wings For Lab Rats - The Lions)      &nb ..read more

“For of course in parkour, the force is par for the course.”        Rob and Lowki do their damnedest to avoid the unfortunate and infuriating  news items of the day, but ultimately fail. It’s ok, though, failure’s kinda built into their lifestyles at this point. This whole podcast endeavor is like a failure aikido throw.        The boys discuss various films like Midnight Mass, Ghostbusters: Afterlife, and ParaNorman, as well as the collective and individual traumas of the pandemic and the rise of fascism, adventures of near-viol ..read more

“I reach for a buncha bleach to breach the beach brunch.”        This week Rob and Lowki water down the pumpkin beer, literally but certainly not metaphorically. Crank it up and desperately cling to your youth with the boys as they discuss writing an entire 50k-word novel in a month, the emotional downside of finishing a project, tales of punching cops and puckers schnapps from Hobocamp, Dave Chappelle sucking, the old days of viral videos, fighting with strangers on the internet, and so much more!        (Songs:  GNYVE - Big Emp ..read more

“In an apoplectic apocalyptic epoch, pickpocket lock pickers lick pox like cop clepto plots pick sick socks.”        Lowki Sapfoot and Holiday Rob are here once again to bring you priceless rambles from The Problem Hole.         It’s the anniversary of Saint Dog’s death. RIP. We’ll touch more on the inevitability of your heroes letting you down, review a pumpkin beer, worry about the supply chain, engage in a perfunctory Squid Game discussion, and much more!        Editorial: Lowki did NOT burn his h ..read more