In the words of the poet, we fucking did it. Las Vegas has finally come to Peacock, literally the very minute that this episode dropped. In fact, were you to say that's the very reason this episode did drop, you'd be right! This audio has been in the can since late April and I, the latest in a long line of producers, was given short notice and none of the old tools and tricks. So uhhh... enjoy? In this episode of the hit NBC and motherfucking Peacock show Las Vegas, the security boys try to root out grift, Mary tries to sell a condo, and Sam tries to get Polly back with her man. Your boys reco ..read more

That's good, right? Honestly, I'm not sure, I'm not from Boston, but I think it's good, and that's how I feel about this episode, so let's roll with it. Your hosts are back and better than ever,* having full power and water to support their silly podcast habit. The show is back with another special musical guest, this time a gentleman by the name of Mikey Bubbles™. And Delinda's first boyfriend is back in town with a series of propositions for her and her friends. You hear that gong? You know what that means? It's time for loooooooooooobsters! If only we knew where they went ..read more

A whole bunch of whales have descended upon the Montecito, which makes it problematic when Jillian shows up for a "surprise" stay. The Montecito Crimefighting Task Force welcomes two temporary members (well, really one and a half -- Woody ain't doing shit) from Boston. Mary starts backsliding into terrible RomCom shit while Danny tries to fake bone a doctor. Just remember to wait 15 minutes for refraction before swimming. It's the episode that starts off weird, stays weird, then somehow finds an even weirder gear. And the guys weren't even drinking... woof ..read more

How did your hosts not get into this? Normally I just use this space to summarize the episode and make their dumb jokes for them, but I feel like they really shit the bed on this one -- doesn't thick blood cause heart attacks and kill people? Whatever, they can replace me if they want, but this was a blown call on their part. Feel free to yell at them @montecitopod. In this episode, your hosts have dug themselves out from under a mountain of snow but make no mention of it due to the peculiarities of podcast production. They talk about the only thing worse than the winter storm, though, which w ..read more

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the MCFTF has to split their focus to stop a card counting scheme awfully reminiscent of a New York Times Bestselling book. A ship bukkake is headed for the Montecito in the form of an extravagant wedding, but when the dress goes missing, but the MCFTF B-team is on the case, when it's not trying to get its dick wet... yeah, it's Mike. Obviously it's Mike. Your co-hosts rewrite the Montecito jingle, share makeup tips for the blackjack table, but most importantly: it's the return of Gambling Pedantry Corner™! Engage with the boys on Twi ..read more

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Danny forgets one of the core tenets of Training Day and risks it all to right a renal wrong; Sam and Ed need a poncho as a 5-star whale comes to town, bringing with him a mobile splash zone; and a nightmare of a palindrome-adjacent C-story drives your co-hosts to the brink. Speaking of those lovable idiots, they discuss root canal trauma, when and how to flex obscene wealth, and red flag hotel requests. Connect with these morons on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock or shoot them an email at podatthemontecito@gma ..read more

On this high stakes episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is forced to do Shooter McGavin's bidding in an effort to recover his kidnapped daughter, Sam has to babysit some childish and idiotic whales, and Mary is back to her "good" brand of idiocy when she unveils a mascot for the Montecito. Your boys, meanwhile, discuss the required economics of kidnap and murder, evaluate the next-step-reasonableness of the dry hump, and get dramatically wrong how at least one of their Christmases turned out (fuck you, Southwest Airlines). And don't tell them, but your lowly Producer tries to ..read more

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas", a porn convention is in town and the people are a-fuckin'. The Montecito Cinematic Universe (MCU) nearly implodes in on itself again, a Woody gets pilfered, and Sam gets kicked in the beanbag. Your hosts offer up their services for parody porn ad copy reads, discuss shall versus may clauses when it comes to oral sex, and constantly fuck up basic English words. So... pretty standard fare out of them. Connect with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock, email us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com, and leave maximall ..read more

Spoiler alert: we discuss Santa Claus in this episode. On this episode of the hit NBC (and Cozi!) television show "Las Vegas," Danny and Delinda think it's time to discuss cohabitation, Sam learns she has a debt collection kink, a gold-digging wife wants Ed to teach her husband to insist he be called Ishmael, and our resident bottom feeder misunderstands the etymology of the "tight five." Your co-hosts (both with the proper audio for a change!) get into a Spirited discussion of Santa, relive the details of their recent Thanksgiving, and needle each other with painful wordplay. You can email th ..read more

On this episode of the hit NBC (and now Cozi TV!) television show "Las Vegas", Ed recovers from a gunshot wound, heart attack, and/or concussion, just in time to flee the CIA. Danny and Delinda try to figure out what's next for the relationship against the backdrop of Mary's lunacy. And Sam ends up in a Hawaiian luau when she discovers a whale of hers feasting far too close to a dead stripper. Your boys discuss the merits of leaving your partner and child penniless at the hands of a Legal Zoom-ass will, the minimum distance requirement between fried chicken and a corpse, and make at least one ..read more