A new Dead Horse episode?? Omg?? The horses discuss Spy Kids 5, the Netflix release that everyone remembers and can't stop talkin about. Dixon wears a very detailed hat and Becky gets Huluween tattooed on her forehead ..read more

HO HO HORSE! The Merry Mares take a magical yuletide adventure into right-wing evangelical ideology, straight from the mind of their new pal, former child star turned megachurch pastor and all-around regular guy, Kirk Cameron! Is this a movie? Haha :--) Fascism degree factory Liberty University Film Department's best and brightest bring us Kirk's carbound lecture to his brother-in-law, a ticking time bomb named Christian. The holy purpose of being an obedient consumer! Knowingly re-appropriating Pagan imagery and holidays to mean whatever you can bend your lil mind to! Santa, the ass-whooping ..read more

Filmmaker and sister Wendy Granger joins the horses to dissect the as-of-now final entry in the UNDERWORLD Saga. Are you #TeamMichael or #Team the newer hunk I whose name I can't remember right now? Is it Daniel? I think it's Daniel. Just looked it up and it's David ..read more

The Horses ride (briefly!) into the sunset on a suspiciously high note-- that's right folks, DEEP BLUE SEA 3 is... a good movie. No one is more surprised than us. We're taking a little hiatus so's we can have some lives, but expect us back with more guests, more horses, and more completely audible instances of Becky's chair breaking this Fall!   ..read more

This week, writer, comedian, and filmmaker Emmett Crockett joins the horses to painstakingly pore over 2006's UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION! Will they like it? Yeah  ..read more

Our Stalwart Stallions have enlisted the help of the hilarious Atlanta-based actor Irene Polk to decode this strange new direction of the Honey saga. What in the hell is this new textured, realistic tone and what new wrinkles does it add to Bille Woodruff: Auteur? Yes the screenwriter was white, but was she "went to Harvard and wrote three sequels to the Prince & Me" white? Weird colorism! The theatrical process! The worst love interest in the history of Honey Movies! It's all in here folks!  ..read more

Much like how it is in real life, Turkeys are these Horses' only natural predator. Becky, Dixon, and PJ are bullied, confounded, and perhaps beaten by 2013's inane animated comedy Free Birds, a movie in which still images appear in sequence at a high speed that dupes one's brain into perceiving motion. A character says "good talk" after a talk that doesn't go well, which is pretty funny ..read more

Our girl is back, and problematic as ever! The horses take on: a modern-day Bridget, a perplexing love triangle, anti-millennial "jokes" :) , Patrick Dempsey's inexplicable choices, and Italians ..read more

Deep beneath the roiling waves of the pacific, our sharpest minds have been performing ghastly, unethical experiments on one of nature's most fierce and intellignet specimens for decades-- but it'll all be worth it if they can come up with a cure for the greatest scourge mankind has faced in its brief collective lifetime: Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. The Horses dive into Deep Blue Sea 2 and discover it to be deeper, bluer, and sporting a hat even more like a shark fin than its predecessor!  ..read more

The Horses face the for-now finale of Universal's misbegotten Mummy series, 2017's the Mummy! It mostly sucks!  ..read more