It’s time to add another failure to Governor Kevin Stitt’s long and prestigious list of political failures.  In case you missed it, Governor Stitt – a mega-millionaire with more money than he’ll ever know what to do with – called a special session of the legislature this week to cut taxes for high-income earners and set […] The post Stitt bungles latest attempt to lower his income taxes… appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

In a move that combines wishful thinking with a touch of comic irony, Oklahoma’s very own Governor Stitt has announced the creation of an AI task force. Yep, that’s right, folks! The Governor, seemingly inspired by a late-night sci-fi movie marathon, has decided to embrace the future and bring the Sooner State into the world […] The post Governor Stitt Stumbles into the Future, Forms AI Taskforce appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

What do you call an anti-arts Batman fanboy who rips off content from the Heritage Foundation and claims to be a small government conservative despite making a career in government? Apparently a cock.  Last week, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt appointed TLO fan favorite Josh Cockroft – the famed ex-lawmaker who we once caught plagiarizing the […] The post Kevin Stitt appoints anti-arts plagiarist as new Secretary of State… appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

Things are getting weird and crazy in Oklahoma! Earlier this week, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt – a staunch conservative –called a special session of the legislature. The number item on the agenda? Tax fairness!  We know this thanks to all these local media headlines: Yes, you read that correctly!  Kevin Stitt – an uber-wealthy Republican […] The post Kevin Stitt Wants to Raise Taxes on the Wealthy! appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

Although they appear to be bitter political rivals, and on the opposite end of the spectrum when it comes to topics such as tribal sovereignty, enabling and encouraging government corruption, and using taxpayer funding to indoctrinate public school students which Christian religious teachings and mythology, there are some things where Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt and […] The post Stitt and Drummond unite in the name of pig torture… appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

Every now and then, I think it would be fun to run for Governor of Oklahoma.  It’s not a serious thought, but it’s a neat thing to think about. Sure, I’d need to register as a Republican, convert to Evangelicalism, start a mortgage company, sell reverse mortgages to widows, get filthy rich doing it, and […] The post Kevin Stitt moonlights as yee-haw cowboy to impress country music star… appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

It’s a great time to be a woman in the worst state in America for women!  In what’s obviously a veiled effort to woo Carly Atchison back to Oklahoma, Governor Kevin Stitt announced Tuesday he had signed “The Women’s Bill of Rights” – a landmark executive order that will expand and protect women’s rights in […] The post Kevin Stitt unveils new rights for Oklahoma women… appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

Well, that was a quick summer fling. Earlier today, Kevin Stitt’s office announced that Dr. Katherine Curry – the “Edupreneur” who he appointed as his State Secretary of Education back in April – has already hit the ejection seat, resigning after three or so months on the job. The local media QUICKLY SPREAD Stitt’s press […] The post Stitt’s “Edupreneur” resigns after three months on the job… appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

We have bad news, everyone. Our deadbeat dad is back from summer vacation and he’s not happy.  On Friday afternoon, a grumpy and jet-lagged Kevin Stitt resumed his duties as Oklahoma Governor in the only way he knows how – shitting on Oklahoma’s proud tribal nations.  In case you missed it, Governor Stitt – freshly […] The post Stitt returns from Paris just in time to shit on Oklahoma Tribal Nations appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more

He snuck away to Paris right after the massive storms wrecked the town. The post Stitt says “Bon Voyage” as Tulsa deals with massive power outage… appeared first on The Lost Ogle ..read more