Grab your tights and your arrows and get down to 'Got-wood Forest' for a naughty pantomime adventure like no other! Prior to joining our ever expanding collection of adult pantomime scripts, 'Throbbin Wood' debuted at Boulevard, Newcastle upon Tyne with a four week run in January/February 2024 starring the North-East's 'Queen of Comedy' Miss Rory as Fairy Glitter-ous and writer/director Tom Whalley himself as 'Silly Willy'. The mucky, merrie tale broke box office records being seen by nearly 3000 people and received rave audience reviews and five stars from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle. Ph ..read more

We're all a-quiver! Our newest, magical, 'merry olde' pantomime script ROBIN HOOD is now available for amateur and professional licensing world-wide. The quintessentially English tale of the tight-wearing outlaw stealing from the rich to give to the poor with his band of Merry Men in the depths of Sherwood Forest has been lovingly given the Tom Whalley Pantomimes treatment. Packed with colourful characters, hilarious gags, classic routines and songs, our brand-new 'Robin Hood' pantomime script brings the legend to life like never before. With thirteen speaking parts, 'Robin Hood' is the perfec ..read more

Today is a good hair day... In fact, it's the BEST DAY EVER! We're delighted to announce that our hotly anticipated 'Rapunzel' pantomime script is NOW AVAILABLE. This all-new re-telling of the classic Grimms Brother's tale of a girl trapped in tower by an evil witch comes complete with all that our clients have come to expect from and love about Tom Whalley Pantomimes scripts - side splitting comedy, heart, unique storytelling and twists that will keep your audiences coming back for more year on year. We've reimagined this 'hairy-tale' in classic pantomime style with a larger than life Dame wh ..read more

'Snow White: Rotten to the Core' is the latest naughty but nice title joining our collection of pantomime scripts strictly for grown-ups! With everything that our clients have come to expect from and love about our scripts, our adult pantomime titles have the same brand of hilarious comedy and traditional story telling techniques with some fantastically filthy twists making them an incredibly popular 'antidote' to pantomime. Each of our adult pantomime scripts has premiered at 'Boulevard' Cabaret Show Bar in Newcastle upon Tyne where they have become an annual pilgrimage for many in the North ..read more

THE DEFINITIVE, AFFORDABLE, AUDIBLE SOLUTION: Tom Whalley Pantomimes presents 100's of underscores, sound effects and stings specially written to perfectly compliment our scripts and bring your pantomime to life. From the 'Evil Sting' of the villain's first entrance to the magical twinkle of a 'Fairy Spell'; music truly adds an extra touch of magic to your pantomime. www.tomwhalleypantomimes.com/music NEW for 2022: Our tracks are now available in albums to download with one click. ★★★★★ "Tom Whalley Pantomimes has provided us with an excellent soundtrack for our forthcoming pantomime and the ..read more

'Sleeping With Beauty' is the latest naughty but nice title joining our fabulously filthy collection of pantomime scripts strictly for grown-ups! Our adult pantomime scripts have been an unbelievably popular choice with our clients who are looking for something a little bit different with the same familiar 'Tom Whalley Pantomimes' flavour. Each of our adult pantomime scripts has premiered at 'Boulevard' Cabaret Show Bar in Newcastle upon Tyne where they have become an annual pilgrimage for many in the North-East looking to banish the January blues. 'Sleeping With Beauty', performed in January ..read more

Our latest 'awfully big' pantomime adventure is now available for licensing. We are delighted to announce that 'Peter Pan' is now available for amateur and professional licensing worldwide; the latest title to join our collection of award-winning pantomime scripts. First seen on stage in 1904 penned by J.M. Barrie, the story of the 'boy who never grew up' has captivated children and adults alike for over a century. Our all new pantomime version based on the original play's novelisation (titled' Peter and Wendy') remains faithful to the classic story whilst adding all the traditional pantomime ..read more

Don't miss panto impresario Tom Whalley on 'The Panto Podcast'. Lockdown days just seem to get longer and longer. If you're sick to the back teeth of baking banana bread, building leftover loo roll forts and Netflix binging then look no further for the perfect antidote to self-isolation. 'The Panto Podcast' is a collection of over 85 (and counting) interviews with the brightest stars of Pantoland through the ages; on and offstage. Tom Whalley was delighted to be invited by altruistic panto fan and 'Panto Podcast' creator, Hayden Parker to contribute and can be heard in episode 83 talking all a ..read more

A little look back on a year (hopefully) like no other. 2020 hasn't been the year anyone expected it to be with curtains falling, ghost lights switched on and seemingly no 'limelight' at the end of the tunnel. A Christmas without a pantomime season was once unthinkable though quickly became a reality when it all ended in 'tiers'. With more time on our hands this year, we released three brand-new pantomime scripts (Dick Whittington, Pinocchio & BIG Dick Whittington: An Adult Pantomime) plus a free-to-use, topical mini panto sketch (PANTO.DEMIC) which has helped bring numerous theatre groups ..read more

Hang your stockings ready for a Christmas with a difference. This time of the year, theatres across the country are usually fit to bursting with excited kids, flashing toys and the parents who pretend not to love the pantomime but secretly do. Sadly, 2020 has dealt a devastating blow to the entire theatre industry with the pantomime season being another tragic victim of the ongoing pandemic with theatres across the land switching on their ghost lights, going dark and shutting their doors indefinitely with no limelight at the end of the tunnel - but as the old adage goes, the show must go on an ..read more