This week Holden, Jackie and Big Earl are gossin' about it bein' T Swift release week, complete with a 4/19 Taylor Swift album release stream, PLUS IS TAY DOING DDDDDRUGS IN DA WOODS?, Grimes rides out to her screaming Coachella doom on a robotic spider and probably wishes she had Will Smith's memory eraser from his Coachella performance as Agent J (complete with creepily muscular alien dancers), Madonna brings Ricky Martin on stage for to vouge and he subjects everyone to the outline of his HOG, everyone's gettin' ready 4 Joker 2, A SPECIAL QUEST BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR DURING CELEB CONSPIRAC ..read more

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden dawn their best bootleg KISS makeup to start their bad girl era as JoJo Siwa tries to reinvent herself much to all our chagrin (and delight), Mormons apparently love Taylor Swift (who just dropped a massive amount of playlists on Apple Music with some iiiiinteresting choices), April Real's day can't happen because they're STRAIGHT OUTTA REALS and no one is willing to step-up to the mantel, but FEAR NOT as Jackin' on that fated Friday, April 19th shall instead feature MJ and a listen of Tay's new album The Tortured Poets Department THAT DROPS THAT DAY! Join us ov ..read more

TALKIN' TV IS BACK (WITH BONUS MJ) AND RELEASED FROM IT'S PATREON SHACKLES!   Physical 100 - Netflix Mean Girl Murders - Netflix Quiet on the Set - Max The Truth vs Alex Jones - Netflix Seeking Sister Wives - Discovery plus, MAX Smothered Season 5 - Discovery plus, MAX Invincible - Amazon Prime Immaculate - movie theater! Monkey Man - movie theater!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  ..read more

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are feelin' DYNAMITE despite a DARK NEWS WEEK complete with the Kate Middleton mystery ending with a Royal cancer announcement and Diddy's Empire seemingly crumbling (check out this week's Leftovers for even more terrible news with 'Quiet on the Set'), Jackie goes to bat for her ITALIAN heritage and is STILL trying to make Springsgiving a thing, Page 7 FLIPS THEIR STANCE ON GOOP, Rebel Wilson drops bombs on the path to the release of her autobiography which makes Jackie admit she has judged her too harshly, Anne Hathaway addresses the HATHAHATE, and in Celebrit ..read more

This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on with Sims Geoff, as Jackie gets on board with Yacht Rock and rekindles her love for Steely Dan, A KATE MIDDLETON UPDATE, Holden channels a robot provides a dismal update about the year 2035, Meghan Markle drops a homeware line which only adds to the Kate fire, as well as some more fallout from the no longer Royals failed Spotify deal, a man in Michigan falls asleep after jerkin' it to Love Lies Bleeding at an AMC, Spoiler Alerts for a glitter cover ..read more

This week Holden (who is not missing), Jackie and MJ get deep(er) into the Kate Middleton photo conspiracy for the first 20 minutes or so before it's time for THE OSCARS (which Barbie dominated) complete with a live performance of 'I'm Just Ken', Holden gets a two day Twitch ban for Oscar streamin', Sloppenheimer and the beast he created took home Oscars, Paul Giamatti tearing up won Jackie's heart and John Cena brought out the cum storm drains, MJ thinks back to the days of Billy Crystal hosting every Oscars night, and this year's Oscar bags topped out at $178k, but that still won't fill the ..read more

This week on a very special Page 7 Holden, MJ and Jackie crack open the UK government's plan to keep whatever's happening with the Royal Family from the public with the early Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton Missing!?!, Jackie processes the changes to Nicole Kidman's AMC ad (THEY REMOVED THE PHRASE), Jackie lays out the specifics on her attraction to Austin Butler's Feyd-Rautha, MJ creates a family tree to help figure out what's going on with the Cyrus Clan, a list full of unlikely "romances", the blindzzzz and MOOOOOORE!!!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/P ..read more

This week Jackie, MJ, and what appears to be Pedro Pascal goss' 'bout Beyoncé getting accused of lifting the Franklin theme song for "TEXAS HOLD 'EM", Jackie and MJ head down the G Flip Slippery Slide, Machine Gun Kelly blacks out his nipples (and a good bit of the rest of his body), MJ's watchin' Full House with the kidz and it's brought up some very 90's conversations, Holden lays down his rules for inbox management and starts a chat about email and text etiquette, Olivia Rodrigo starts the "Fund 4 Good" to support women and reproductive rights (speaking of Olivia, Page 7 will trade their fr ..read more

This week we're gossin' 'bout This Is Me... Now: A Love Story, Jackie refers to Affleck's mighty Phoenix as a mere bird, Mariah Carey appears on a remix of Ariana Grande's new single making a song only dogs can hear, Selena Gomez comes for Holden hard with her copycat fan name and Holden ends up calling for a total boycott of Page 7, the "I am Rectangular" singer got kidnapped with his family in South Africa, Zendaya wears a robotic Metropolis based outfit for the Dune premiere, the Tonygotchi combines Tamagotchi and Tony Soprano, Andrew Keegan may have accidentally started a bit of a cult, an ..read more

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