Welcome back fellow Padres and friends. This time the boys, Ryan and Robb, talk about Mother's Day. Traditionally on this podcast we talk about how important the millennial Dad is, but we're taking a backseat and celebrating all Moms that put up with us. We even talk about tattoos and pro tips on pissing off your mother. Grab a chair and listen to a great episode dedicated to Mother's Day. Did he seriously get a tramp stamp? Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com/NachoPadres We also have an Instagram (although Ryan barely posts): https://www.instagram.c ..read more

Hey fellow Padres and friends! The Padres, Ryan & Robb, talk about the toys they grew up with another fellow millennial dad. They get into the hardships of finding toys back in the day, the easy accessibly nowadays that our kids grow up with, and what we collect for our displays. Not to mention the wild imaginations we had, toy guest appearances, and then there's Ryan talking about that one show he grew up with. Any fathers out there have a favorite toy growing up with? Oh man, Robb is outnumbered on the Dad Jokes this time. Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https ..read more

It has been a whole year since the Nacho Average Padres podcast started its journey and both Ryan & Robb are looking forward to the next one and beyond! The boys get into what they've talked about over the year and even chat about what they look forward to with the podcast. Cheers to the podcast's 1 year anniversary and thank you all for listening to our podcast. Hope you enjoy this episode and the many more to come. Any fathers out there with kids that have a weird bathroom routine? Wait, what about Peter Pan? Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com ..read more

Welcome back to another episode folks! We are now in the season of love this February and today is Valentine's Day. Ryan and Robb get into their Valentine's Day traditions, real meaning of the day, and hatred towards baking sweets? Listen in on how this bizarre episode goes from a day of love to a stubborn refusal to baking ANY dessert. Dubbing the new hashtag, #Iwaiverfornocookie. Any fathers out there get their special someone a gift today? Also, where can I get small drinks from? Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com/NachoPadres We also have an Ins ..read more

Are you fat? Do you want to lose weight? Fad Diets are the topic the boys get into on this episode. Now we are no medical professionals, at all. But we have tried some of these fad diets and equipment that we discuss. We give our opinion on them but bottom line is that some work, some don't. Those are the facts, but it depends on YOU if they work or not. Listen in as the boys hilariously dive into this take on fad diets and what they're currently doing to keep the weight off. Wait...did he just bring up golf?   Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com ..read more

Hey fellow Padres and friends! It's been a while, like too long. The boys, Ryan and Robb are back with a brand new episode for 2023! Of course, with a brand new year comes brand new resolutions. Listen to what the boys think about them and how you can relate. Cheers to all you Millennial Dads out there and Happy New Year! Wait...did he just say to eat two pizza pies? Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com/NachoPadres We also have an Instagram (although Ryan barely posts): https://www.instagram.com/nachoaveragepadres/ Or write an email to the pod at nac ..read more

Hey there fellow Padres and friends! The boys, Ryan and Robb, are back with another episode and it's all about Thanksgiving, at least for those who are from United States. They go over current traditions, past traditions, and even what each family has to feast on. We hope everyone can relate one way or another, but most of all Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Any fathers out there given the mantle of responsibility by carving the turkey? Wait, what about a pencil?  Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com/NachoPadres We also have an Instagram (although R ..read more

Do you have a favorite drink? Something that's your normal "go-to" when you're at a wedding or a bar? Well the boys, Ryan and Robb, have that exact conversation in this episode! Listen in on the boys tell their past drinking stories and what they're having nowadays. Any fathers out relax and enjoy a drink? Wait, he didn't use the door? Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com/NachoPadres We also have an Instagram (although Ryan barely posts): https://www.instagram.com/nachoaveragepadres/ Or write an email to the pod at nachoaveragepadres@gmail.com. Like ..read more

Hey all and Happy Halloween! Welcome back to the second part of Halloween episodes where it's ONLY Ryan! How terrifying is that! Well, at least Ryan gets to share with you his only "good" ghost story he has. At least he has his Dad Jokes ready to go too. Any fathers out there dress up for Halloween? Wait...the guy had no eyes?!?! Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active there: https://twitter.com/NachoPadres We also have an Instagram (although Ryan barely posts): https://www.instagram.com/nachoaveragepadres/ Or write an email to the pod at nachoaveragepadres@gmail.com. Like what ..read more

Happy Halloween fellow Padres and friends! It's October and we're doing a spooky episode about Halloween traditions and mainly scary, horror movies for Part 1. Robb has a CRAZY amount of knowledge about horror flicks since that's his wheelhouse. Ryan attempts to be as knowledgable as Robb, but it doesn't work. Join the boys on this episode and MAYBE you might watch one of Robb's all time selections! Oh and yes, Spooky Dad Jokes galore in this episode too! Any fathers out there dress up for Halloween? Wait, what's Robb's favorite horror movie? Please check us out on Twitter as we're very active ..read more