A Skibidi Toilet ride is coming to Disney World. It will replace Guardians of The Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. The new ride will be named Skibiti Toilet vs The World. A new Skibidi Toilet ride is replacing Cosmic Rewind. Photo via Disney and Skibidi Toilet It will be the exact same ride as Cosmic Rewind but will have a Skibidi Toilet theme to it. This includes the famous Brrr Skibidi Dop Dop Yes Yes song from the videos. Essentially, Disney recognizes that Guardians of the Galaxy is on the decline and Skibidi Toilet is on the rise. A retheme allows Disney to quickly change out the existing ride wit ..read more

Anna and Kristoff will get divorced in Frozen 3. An internal source has confirmed to us that the two lovers will get married and divorced during the movie. Anna and Kristoff will get married and divorced in Frozen 3 Here’s what we know so far about the Frozen 3 plot line. Anna and Kristoff get married at the beginning of the movie, however, Anna realizes she isn’t happy. She finds herself doing “wifey tasks” around the caste and has lost her independence as a woman. She struggles with this internally and turns to Elsa for help. This is when Anna learns that Elsa is a lesbian and is marrying I ..read more

The first-ever Tortured Poets Department concert will be at Disney World. It was just announced that Taylor Swift’s first performance of her new album will take place in front of Cinderella Castle (once it is rebuilt from the castle fire of course). Taylor Swift’s first Tortured Poets Concert will be at Disney World According to official reports, the tickets for the concert will be free. However, you do need a valid theme park admission for that day and will also need to make an online reservation. This is to control crowd levels and traffic around Disney World on the day of the Taylor Swift ..read more

Disney World may be closing permanently. Rumors have just started swirling that all Disney World parks will close in 2025. This is due to high costs and low profits. Disney World may be closing permanently in 2025 Disney continues to raise prices at their parks in an effort to offset these costs, but it is clearly not working. In fact, their stocks continue to be down from where they once were. On top of that, Cinderella Castle burning to the ground is making their financial situation worse due to the cost of rebuilding. Cinderella Castle fire is part of the reason Disney World may close in 2 ..read more

A brand new land was just announced for The Magic Kingdom. It will be called Nostalgialand and will contain nostalgic Disney rides that are now extinct. Nostalgialand is coming to The Magic Kingdom, bringing classic Disney rides back. Photos via Disney Some of the new rides coming to this area include Splash Mountain, which we reported on here, The Maelstrom, The Great Movie Ride, Horizons, The Backlot Tour, Captain EO, and more. This new land will occupy the space behind Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. Disney is doing this to bring back the classic attractions that people grew up riding and l ..read more

Women can now have an abortion inside Disney World. This comes with the opening of a Planned Parenthood inside the Magic Kingdom. In a new controversy, you can now get an abortion inside Disney World It is located above the Plaza Restaurant on Main Street. Of course, this is across the street from the Maternity Ward, where you can give birth inside Disney World. Disney is doing this as a way to balance out the maternity ward. According to an official statement, “If men and women can give birth inside Disney World, it’s only fair that they can kill their child there too. That is what equality ..read more

Splash Mountain is officially returning to Disney World. It will be part of the expansion behind Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. Disney recognized the love for the ride after they decided to close it. Splash Mountain is officially returning to Disney World In order to right a wrong, they are bringing the ride back. The new Splash Mountain will be an exact replica of the original ride but will be located slightly further back from where it was. This means that people will once again get to enjoy Splash Mountain, which is often considered one of the greatest Disney rides of all time. Many are sa ..read more

Breaking news, the 2025 Masters Will be played at Disney World. This will be the first time in history that it is not played at Augusta National Golf Course. BREAKING: The 2025 Masters will be hosted at Disney World Instead, the tournament will be held at Disney’s Magnolia golf course. This course has been under construction for many years in preparation for The Masters. Disney purchased the rights to host the tournament for the next 5 years for a whopping $500 million. In fact, this is not the first time Disney has purchased a huge sporting event. They also purchased the rights to host the 2 ..read more

Joe Biden promises free Disney World tickets to all Americans. According to the new proposal, every American would get a free 5-day ticket to Disney World. Joe Biden promises all Americans a free 5-day ticket to Disney World This is an effort to gain more voters. Currently, Joe Biden is losing to Donald Trump according to many polls. In fact, the other day, he promised student loan forgiveness to get more votes. However, this proposal did not go over well and now he is looking for a better way to buy votes. The promise to give all Americans free Disney World Tickets seems to already be off to ..read more

You can now have your funeral at Disney World for only $15,000. The funeral will take place in front of the Disney ride of your choice. For only $15,000, you can have your funeral inside Disney World In fact, The service includes putting the corpse on the ride with the funeral attendees for one last ride together. This is a way to make the funeral service more memorable and more fun. For an additional $2,000 per character, you can have your favorite Disney character attend the service. The actual burial or cremation will happen off property and Disney will use Mickey and Minnie herses to tran ..read more