Following the traditional format, the guys eat some delicious kitten themed German candy and delightful caramels. Gum smacking aside, Aaron tells some really bad jokes and discusses professional pillow fighting leagues, while Skinny Alex is able to back up his combat skills and prowess. Aaron makes some food with random bits found in his kitchen. Tanner educates the neighborhood kids and gets winded moving a wheeled cart before the three discuss world records. Matthias is politely asked to attend another school while being heavily dosed and gets into an Indian Jones style swap of one treasure ..read more

Tanner and Aaron take on a variety of new topics such as: Coronavirus, trap shooting, and some jokes! After a very brief check in, Aaron and Tanner take on a crowd favorite Ice Breaker involving belly buttons, plastic slicers, wolves (more than once) and even national landmarks! Matthias is up to his usual antics but also knows how to bring out the classics. Fat Men's problems never seem to go away and this time of year, they only get worse. The guys make some money with lactating bovines before getting down to business solving problems that don't matter in the Tech of the Week. This week's Fa ..read more

The trio of Tanner, Alex, and Aaron are back at it with musical accompaniment! Aaron tries out some new material while Tanner actually prepared something. Aaron gets distracted by aquatic mammal baskets and signage on the walls. This week's ice breaker investigates the coolest gagets around but stop shy of talking about gadgets. The meals of the week never cease to impress except for Crack Shak which, according to Aaron, is whack. Matthias struggles to behave at his specific behavior assisted school before having words with the bus driver. Tanner repeats a beloved Fat Men's Real Problem. Tanne ..read more

This week the guys try something new. An actual human that has actual talent! Instantly, the production value skyrockets to heights never before seen on FMST! The guys take a second to look through each other's phones to find some less than surprising content. Tanner's wife asks a little too much of a waiter and Aaron talks about some chicken while a vegetarian sits right there enjoying some wheatgerm...whatever that is. Matthias gets artistic and Aaron suggests that, maybe, Tanner has some hair in unwanted places. They discuss the inherit dangers of small, ground based, motion sensitive seati ..read more

In this episode, they guys are back again to rule the interweb with hilarity and charm. They have the longest brief check-in imaginable before Aaron gives a perfect synopsis of the State of the Union and a spot-on impression of President Biden. Aaron provides a fantastic review of a popular steakery and Tanner eats some sancocho, but not when you would expect Aaron continues his political rant with a critic of Russia's government. Matthias materializes beverages out of thin air and tends to the sick. Tanner hates moving, both kinds, and lodges his complaints. Pet and child messes are no match ..read more

In this the first installment of the third season of the award winning podcast Fat Men, Small Talk, the guys get right into it discussing new and exciting developments in the world of cereal, varying wavelengths of thought, and the joys of almost owning a home. Aaron finally feels safe at his place of employment before they dive into their New Year's resolutions. The guys resolve to do a great many feats but not eating doesn't come up. In fact, they discuss their holiday binging at length. Matthias channels Vidal Sasoon and has some fun with his cousin when they decide to make prison Jello. Aa ..read more

This week the guys bring a great special opener with Aaron contemplating what it would be like to be the half-brother of Jesus. Aaron brings in some extra special jokes for this special and Tanner sits there an laughs specially. The boys discuss the hottest children's toys after the decision was made to make an award winning comedy based on the true story of the life and events of Jussie Smollet. Aaron fondly remembers his first time and Tanner sits there in disbelief. Tanner and Aaron talk about their favorite food but, in a strange turn of events, Aaron swears off of the substance entirely ..read more

Aaron and Tanner return from their hiatus to educate the public on India. Not the noble subcontinent but the Little India. McRib's make a cameo but are ultimately dismissed for much more important things like Public Service Announcements! Matthias acts appropriately in WalMart, and Aaron tackles the rise of clothing in this week's Fat Men's Real Problems. The men praise stay at home parents and, in an uncharacteristic move, the guys discuss exercise before diving into ancient Egypt in this week's Fat Men of the Past ..read more

Aaron kicks us off with some "jokes" and doesn't stop for a very long time. Tanner and Aaron attempt to take out some endangered birds while enjoying a new hobby. Aaron reminisces about time he played a blubberous sea mammal in a local production. Tanner admits to taking things too far with a woman of the cloth. The guys try to get some things in bulk, other than themselves. Tanner's dad does a not-so-subtle impression of Bob Ross on a local establishment sans happy little trees or employees, for that matter, while Matthias gives everyone cancer. Fat men everywhere lament hard wood and attempt ..read more

Aaron and Tanner have a brief but, somehow incredibly long checkin, before talking at length about, you guessed it, FOOD!!! Aaron talks about a new literary venture and shares it in its entirety. The guys, and their unfortunate spouses, celebrate an anniversary. In the ice breaker the pear shaped pair channels Casey Kasem while spreading the love. Tanner stuffs himself into a booth and Aaron discusses his food privilege and the lowly gruel he has been forced to consume ever since Flemming’s. Matthias ensures Aaron’s chest gets some moisture, lays some land mines (not poop related), and shaves ..read more