This past year has been a bit of a roller coaster in tiny chumley’s real and aging life, the looming clouds of darkness gathering, despite all our efforts to keep them away.  Our posts became less frequent to protect this precious cyber world of eternal optimism, friendship, and love, to give tiny chumley space, and to let the hash waves of reality wash over us privately. Each time life caused us to stumble, we picked our little pack back up, and rebuilt our happy boat as best we could, until we could no longer.  I wish I had better news to share today, dear friends. I wish ..read more

hee hee ooooOOOOooooOooo! hey hey, mom, hurry up and put it down here where a wolf can see already! oooo, made with teeny weenies and thrifted vintagey goodness. finest quality, superior workmanship… truly pooptacular! and it is just how a ferocious wolf envisioned it! um, so i know duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy are not back yet from princess prettypink’s holiday partyrama but u think maybe i can try my birthday crown now? uknow, just 2 make sure it is ferocious enough?  hee hee, wait’ll everyone gets a load of me!    hee hee, ooo ..read more

tiny chumley’s aging little body has been reminding us both to appreciate our time together a little more, and so, despite the many things we could and should be doing, we find ourselves sitting together by the open window, watching and smelling the world go by.  :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kalyxcornucopia.blogspot.com/ or http://www.facebook.com/pages/kalyxcornucopia-life-with-baxter-the-dachshund/349726591112 for the best viewing results. :) kalyx9889 ..read more

well, mom, it is mostly because i am a grown up ferocious wolf now, and ferocious wolves are rarely captured on film. but today can be an exception if u make it snappy, and maybe give me a snackie or two, or three or four or, u know, eleventy. :)  Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kalyxcornucopia.blogspot.com/ or http://www.facebook.com/pages/kalyxcornucopia-life-with-baxter-the-dachshund/349726591112 for the best viewing results. :) kalyx9889 ..read more

The  little dachshund was very excited. Not only did he and his best toyfriend duk duk convince their mom to have a spookyween doot in early October, but his tiny tomato farm had produced so many tiny tomatoes this year that he could chomp not one, not two, not even three tiny tomatoes but eleventy tomatoes a day. At this rate, by the end of  summer, i will have perfected my chompy chomp so much that i will be ferociouser than even a shark, he thought to himself with glee. :)   Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost wi ..read more

the little dachshund spied the delicious tiny cherry tomato in his meal bowl. “o luckee me!” he squealed with glee. “a tiny tomato picked fresh from the garden!  the perfect addition to my bowl for lunchy lunch! i save save it for last so i can savor it.  no wait , i should chomp it first, because i am ferocious and that is what ferocious wolves do. no wait, last, because flavor will linger and it will be the last thing i will remember from my meal. no wait, first. no wait, last! first! last! first! last!”  and then, before the little dachshund could debate any longer, his tu ..read more

well, i know we have the dvds but it just seemed easier to buy and stream it all, what with, um, well, u know, what with project baloney cheesevds having been prematurely and, if i might say again, unjustly terminated.  and besides, duk duk thinks it will probably take at least a week even in this heat before the cheese melts and the baloney is hard enough to eject properly :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kalyxcornucopia.blogspot.com/ or http://www.facebook.com/pages/kalyxcor ..read more

well, i guess what with my ferocious fur suit and it being a feels like over one hundred degree day, a wolf can stay inside. but mom, promise me u will check on the poopie snake museum. i betchoo it smells wonderful :)  Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kalyxcornucopia.blogspot.com/ or http://www.facebook.com/pages/kalyxcornucopia-life-with-baxter-the-dachshund/349726591112 for the best viewing results. :) kalyx9889 ..read more

A few insanely loud, house shaking, seemingly professional grade firework booms a few years back have caused tiny chumley to be little less predictable when it comes to days like yesterday. Usually, we turn the tv on loud with some sort of bang bang shoot ‘em up movie and or sit with him in the bathroom while the festivities happen, but yesterday, the combination of a pacing little wolf and a need to do some laundry led me to an interesting discovery that I don’t know why we didn’t think of sooner. And so we sat in the laundry room, watching the wash go round and round, enveloped in the white ..read more

hee hee, hurry up and get your smelly butt down here, duk duk! we still have to grease the ramp and our new crash rail and we still have to test the prototype uknowwhats filled with uknowwhatsmellyelse and we have to do it all before mom gets home!  Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kalyxcornucopia.blogspot.com/ or http://www.facebook.com/pages/kalyxcornucopia-life-with-baxter-the-dachshund/349726591112 for the best viewing results. :) kalyx9889 ..read more