Hello Beauty Translated listeners, today for our series finale we are so excited to bring you this amazing conversation that Carmen and Janie got to have with THE Dylan Mulvaney. Please enjoy our conversation with Dylan about her days of girlhood, trans visibility, and what pride month looks like moving past the pride meltdown of 2023. And yes listeners and friends, you read that correctly - Beauty Translated is not being picked up for a fourth season. We hope you enjoyed our journey from day one, we couldn't be more proud for having produced a podcast that focuses on the unique perspectives o ..read more

When was the last time you went outside and touched grass? Are you still doing the math to figure out how Bernie can win? Who am I? and...who are you? ...Cat...Turd? Squirt Mcwho? Only Russian assets still say "homie"! Well, Yes! Pussy in bio! This week on the pod we are chronically online with the extraordinary Juniper of the podcast Western Kabuki. It's the episode you've all been waiting for, you just didn't know it yet! We hope this episode doesn't short-circuit your brain, and that you enjoy it! Watch the music video for Janie Danger's new single "Pure Black Tendency"  HERE! If you l ..read more

Today on the pod we are joined by THE guy who correctly predicted the 2022 election outcomes, Ettingermentum, and he's breaking down what the presidential elections in 2024 will look like. We're so grateful to have Josh on this week to help us understand this crazy system. We're also discussing the modern history of Southern electoral politics and the recent use of anti-trans legislation in attempts to unify the right. As it turns out, anti-trans legislation does NOT bring out more voters. Tune in to this week's episode to learn more! We think you'll leave this conversation feeling slightly mo ..read more

In this episode, we are joined by queer film historian Liz Purchell. We are FINALLY giving you the Beauty Translated movie episode you've been dying for and its MAXI! So bring your popcorn, and get ready for some new movie recommendations from queer history! Check out Liz's film programming in Austin & in New York City Subscribe to Janie's YouTube - New music video drops soon If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and to have your voicemail featured in an upcoming episode, CALL OUR LOVELINE: 678-561-2785 We will be taking your calls and ma ..read more

This week the girls are sitting down to chat with Marcos, Ivy, and Shoggs, The Homies from The Ain't Shit Show. Join us this week for a fun, lighthearted, and NSFW hang. We learn about Marco's philosophy of "Homieism" and how everyone can be a Homie if they want to be. Then, buckle up, cause everyone starts sharing their worst Craigslist Casual Encounters stories. Do you have any casual encounter stories to tell? We'd love to hear them next week, call us! 678-561-2785 Watch Janie's first podcast here. If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and ..read more

On this week's episode, Janie brings her friend Haela Hunt Hendrix to the show. Haela is the black metal musician behind the project Liturgy. In this conversation, the ladies talk about Haela's unique approach to making black metal, the inspiration she finds within the Holy Trinity and Christianity, and how we interpret those beliefs as modern trans women. Why are younger generations returning to religion? How can we evoke the name of Christianity to show people the reality that God made us just as we are - Trans people? Listen and become transcendental with us - all this and more! If you love ..read more

On this very special Valentine's Day episode of Beauty Translated, Carmen and Janie sit down with the Men in each of their lives. Alan and Sam are the long-time boyfriends of each of the girls respectively, in this episode, we take a nostalgic stroll down Lovers Lane and get to know just how they came to fall in love, and later Janie and Carmen grill the guys over a game of Newly Weds. Do you think the guys should get their chance to grill the girls in a follow-up? Let us know!  If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and to have your voic ..read more

What's a Beauty Translated episode without a little movie talk before the main topic? This week on the podcast, Janie and Carmen are talking with the Traveling Career Girl herself, Taylor Snider! An inspiration to many women in the trans community - Join us as we talk with Taylor about the many lives she has lived from an elite escort, to fashion designer.  If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and to have your voicemail featured in an upcoming episode, CALL OUR LOVELINE: 678-561-2785 We will be taking your calls and making your problems ..read more

Put your transvestigating caps on Beauties! Today we've got Hesse Deni (Seeking Derangements, Chapo Movie Mindset) and we are going DOWN the rabbit hole of transvestigations and the people who dedicate their lives to exposing the secret world of inverted celebrities! Be sure to bring your sense of humor for this one :) If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and to have your voicemail featured in an upcoming episode, CALL OUR LOVELINE: 678-561-2785 We will be taking your calls and making your problems worse! For more Beauty Translated, Carmen L ..read more

In this episode, Carmen and Janie sit down with their friend Sofi Fowler (The Robin Shakedown Band, Three Women The Band) who has just had her bottom surgery 4 weeks prior. In this fun chat, we make a few detours to discuss our favorite movies while masterfully staying on the main topic: Sofi's Neovagina! Listen to this episode to learn all about the ins and outs of bottom surgery for trans women. If you love Beauty Translated please leave us a rating and review over on Apple Podcasts, and to have your voicemail featured in an upcoming episode, CALL OUR LOVELINE: 678-561-2785 We will be taking ..read more