It's here. Finally. The RHONY premiere! We jump right in and cover it all: new Housewife Eboni K. Williams (strong start!), LuAnn's sobriety, Leah's nose job, Ramona's terrible personality, and Sonja somehow finding herself back inside that cursed Upper East Side townhouse. Sigh. We missed our New York girls! Welcome back, you utter fools.  Then it's on to the Dallas reunion, which is full of racists. Then it's over to the Atlanta reunion, where Marlo sports a sexy floor-length leather bib, Andy gets kinky for Kandi, and Kenya continues to be exhausting. Finally, we head up to New Je ..read more

Welcome to our 30th episode of Trash Box! Today we kick things off with Atlanta, and ask the important questions: Why does Kenya's 2-year-old daughter have her own phone? Why doesn't LaToya doesn't have a peach? Why the fuck is Drew playing her recording of Prophet Lott on a boom box? And is Shereé returning next season?   Then we switch over to Dallas, where we discuss the D’Andra/Mama Dee/step-mother drama. Emily goes so far as to track down the dead father’s memorial site and makes the shocking discovery that Mama Dee purposely left out the son and step-mother from the obituary, a ..read more

And we're back! Please note that, from now on, new eps will be released late late Friday nights/early Saturday mornings Toronto-time (EST?). Cuz our schedules have changed. Anywho! Here we go! We dive right into it this week. First up is a very special New Jersey, which briefly morphed into Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf starring Melissa and Joe Gorga. Except none of these characters are professors and nobody's getting nominated for any acting awards. On Atlanta it's Marlo vs. Common Sense,  Kenya vs. Porsha, and Production vs. Hurricane Zeta. Then on Dallas we continue to trash Brandi. A ..read more

Holy shit, the RHONY trailer is here! And it has everything: LuAnn's new boyfriend Garth (Garf?), barenaked titties, a wasted Sonja, and some extremely frustrating racism from, you guessed it, Ramona "I DON'T HAVE THE VIRUS" Singer. Aye yai yaiii. We can't wait to cover it cum May 4th, cuz even a pandemic season of New York is still the best comedy show on TV. After talkin' trailer, we dive right into Atlanta where it's Fallyn (ft. Golf Club) vs. LaToya (ft. Obnoxiousness & Drunk Driving [?]). Also, Kenya wears a Native American headdress, and just... WHY?! On Dallas Brandi defends her God ..read more

Today we welcome funny/talented/hardworking Coko Galore, who may have just broken a world record: she binged all 13 seasons (276 episodes!) of The Real Housewives of Atlanta in ONE MONTH. And she'd never seen any Housewives before. An inspiration to Bravoholics the world over. FYI this ep is allll RHOA. We discuss the most recent ep, but mainly deep-dive into the psychology and "unreasonable behaviour" of past and present Atlanta Housewives (especially Miss USA '93 herself, Kenya Moore). If you miss yacking about Nene, Phaedra, and Kim Zolciak, this is the ep for you! Follow Coko Galore ..read more

He's here... he's hung... he's... BOLO. Finally! We passionately discuss the much anticipated Atlanta sex party episode and the latest Jersey. For Salt Lake City coverage check back late Friday for our Reunion Part III/Season 1 retrospective/trivia extravaganza episode with guest comedians Erica Gellert and Alessandra Vite. But back to Atlanta. It's allll about Bolo. And Bolo's penis. And Bolo's talents. And "Yes Mistress." And those Basic Instinct confessionals. And Kenya's machinations, which Marshall refers to as "devastating." Let the nieces fuck Bolo in peace, Auntie K! No one likes ..read more

Welcome back, Trash Box listeners! SO. After a brief hiatus, I have returned with a solo episode to discuss the last month in Orange County (omg Noella), Miami (omg Alexia), and Salt Lake City (omg EVERYONE). But before we dive into the coverage, I have a little announcement: I'm taking a break 'til spring. Life has gotten extra busy for me this winter. And when I return, I'm leaning towards revamping the podcast into something that's more general pop culture/celebrity gossip. A ridiculous chat show with comedians and friends (some of whom I've wanted to have on, but, alas, they aren't Housewi ..read more

On the first of two new Trash Box eps this week we cover the latest Atlanta and Dallas. Tune in Friday morn for  our New Jersey and Salt Lake City coverage. So! On this week’s Atlanta poor Kenya (the only mother to ever exist) takes bad hostessing to a brand new level. Like, even worse than Tiffany "Cricket Pizza" Moon. The ladies are sick of Kenya's bullshit, and so are we. But everything's forgiven the moment we set eyes on that spectacular PPE-clad stripper. Next week can't come soon enough! Then we take the bus to Dallas, where it's all basic bitch hijinks, eavesdr ..read more

This week on Trash Box I welcome stand up comedian Dan Udy, who has a PhD in reality TV! Actually! I initially thought he was joking when he told me, but I discover the fantastic truth a third of the way into this episode. So get ready for an extremely intellectual discussion about The Real Housewives.  First up is the Nicki Minaj reunion, which was so so so fun. Then Dan gives us his thoughts on the Orange County premiere (I didn't watch, and I'm still on the fence about this season). Finally we dive into some *actual drama* on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! On a yacht! With Ke ..read more

This week drag/comedy sensation Viza DeCline has returned to dish on the middle-aged narcissists of the Bravo-verse.   After some talk of horoscopes, ghosts, and psychics, we jump into the surprisingly entertaining Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip #RHUGT. Guess what’s not a surprise! Ramona being the worst! Duh! Then it’s onto this amazing season of #RHOSLC. We are living through history, people! This ensemble is spectacular. Finally it’s the third part of the Potomac reunion, and yeah, this didn’t need to be four parts. But still enjoyable because these ladies are endlessly watchable ..read more