If our Housewarming History Lessons have taught us anything, it's that who doesn't attend matters as much as who does. This week, Hunter thinks that it's time for Dolores to start breaking bed posts. Papa the Bear is happy that taglines are finally here. We both explain why Jennifer Fessler is our favorite of the new cast members. We don't need anyone to write down how to communicate how we feel about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more

We're just Boys Being Boys recapping #RHONJ in the Hot Closet. This week, Hunter wants to sit on the Easter Bunny's lap. Papa the Bear is grossed out by sexual cheese. We both think Olivia deserves a raise on her allowance just for being fabulous. Check in with us to make sure we're earning our keep. We're sure you'll want to give us a raise too. Make sure to check out our merch at RealHouseBears.redbubble.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more

Who wants to talk about Family, Family, Family when you have sweaty thighs? In this week's recap of #RHONJ Hunter declares Teresa's wedding day as T-Day. Papa the Bear loves all Housewives, except for one. Neither of us think that making Mozzarella is all that sexy. Even though Frank is not in this week's episode, we still have plenty to talk about. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more

A new season of #RHONJ means new taglines for the Housebears. This week, Hunter really, really, really wants to comfort Frank while he's feeling detached from Dolores. Papa the Bear thinks the cast needs more time between filming the reunion and starting the new season. We're both getting tongue tied on the names of the newbies. This premiere episode had New Friends with the Same Jersey, which means the Housebears are excited for some new sound bites with some classic Jersey gold. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more

It's the end of season 3 of #RHOSLC and we're already looking forward to season 4. This week, Hunter gives whole new meaning to the term "Turtle Time."  Papa the Bear wonders where Heather's producers are. We both know two bears that might be Seth's perfect replacement for Brett Favre.  Join us for a light-hearted recap on a heavy-hearted season. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more

This week's #RHOSLC episode recap might be full of Unfashionable BEARhavior, but we "don't want to talk about it." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more

We're not telling you a White Lie when we say that we have solved the case of Who Gave Heather the Black Eye.  This week, Hunter has one photo in his hands. This photo represents the woman who is still in the running to become America's Next Top Model.  Papa the Bear is excited to become a shirt.  We both agree with Heather that charcuterie is no longer cutting it.  We're as confused as Angie K trying to understand an SEC filing, but we'll do our best to clear it all up for you this week.   --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-hous ..read more

IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE!!! and what better way to celebrate than with the ladies of Live Love Lab?  This week, we take a trip to the mothership, Beauty Lab + Laser, and have a Dreather Hardenwood reunion.  We talk with Heather about the release of her book Bad Mormon.  Dre catches us up to speed on the second Beauty Lab location.  We also share our love for choir and our vision for the future.  Enjoy our lovefest as we reminisce on our relationship from our first meeting all the way to filming The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City together.   --- Support this podca ..read more

You won't flip-flop on our non-toxic take on this week's High Stakes and Friendship Breaks. This week, Hunter is suspicious about how World Famous this Coastal Cuisine actually is.  Papa the Bear is confident about Whitney's core strength. We both think Lisa has made analogies work in a Housewives world. This week's recap is meatier than a charcuterie board in Salt Lake City; you don't want to miss it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more

Jen Shah isn't the only one throwing High Heels on the High Seas. This week, we have Hunter throwing high heels out of the Hot C. Papa the Bear brings it back to stuffed grape leaves. We have a huge announcement about our upcoming 100th episode. Hide your husbands and get out your Clorox Wipes; the Fun Police are here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-real-housebears/support ..read more