We finally get answers in part 3 of the #RHOSLC Reunnion, but we are left with even more questions. This week, Hunter ponders if Mary dives into the women's insecurities to hide her own. Papa the Bear wonders if Monica would be any good on Traitors. We both need to know if Meredith ever got an apology from the women for believing the Greek Mafia DMs were from her. We are taking a short break now that the season is over, but we'll back before you can churn butter by hand. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

Bravo might be saving all of the juicy bits for part 3 of the reunion, but we are giving you all of our juicy bits for part 2. This week, Hunter has opinions on mothers who smother. Papa the Bear thinks that Jack Barlow has comedy. Both of us think that Mary has poor judgement of Whitney. Join us for another week of laughs and Dumb Bitchery. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

Reunited and it feels so good, at least for the Core 4. This week, Hunter uses Monica's own words against her. Papa the Bear explains how Lisa's ring saved Henry's life. We both have many people to thank and make #HousebearsFamous. We watched the uncensored version of the #RHOSLC reunion part 1, so expect a little less censorship from us this week. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

We'd rather be Swimming with the Fishes than miss recapping this week's #RHOSLC. This week, Hunter is a gay reindeer with a shiny nose. Papa the Bear is curious about the anatomy of Justin Rose's nose. We both hope that our anatomy doesn't get exploited, but we kind of hope it does. Who knows? It's our last episode of the year. Happy Holidays from The Housebears! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

You'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas without our recaps of episode 13, Bermuda Views and Bathtub Blues and episode 14, Bermuda Birthday Blues. This week, Hunter admits that his core issue with Housewives is jealousy. Papa the Bear is taking a Bible Break. We both give insight into Heather's sexual boundaries. Hook up the IV and get your makeup done. It's time to rally! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

If We Could Churn Back Time, we might have recorded an episode last week instead of stuff ourselves with food. Instead, we have another supersized episode to match our supersized guts. This week, Hunter is not interested in traditional Pioneer cuisine. Papa the Bear claims to be Heather's best match. We both continue to share our love of Lisa Barlow. We have some new sound equipment, and offer an Icy Apology for the new equipment learning curve. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

We want Mormons to Get a Good Rap, so we completely support a Lisa Barlow Hip Hop Christmas album. This week, Hunter is the star of the episode. Papa the Bear hears with all the colors of the wind. We both think that Heather's castmates should read her book. Don't be loose like Mary's wig; this #RHOSLC recap is tight. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

We stand with Beauty Lab + Laser and give an admittedly one-sided recap of this week's #RHOSLC episode. We're in between work trips and Papa the Bear's birthday weekend in Portland, so The Real Housebears are going raw once again. This week, we have a lot of opinions about the Don't Come for My Sound Bath episode, but it's really all about Papa the Bear's birthday...at least to Papa the Bear it is. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

We're back after a week off, and ready for some Moms, Missions, and Mayhem. This week, Hunter finds Monica's long lost sister. Papa the Bear thinks the truth is somewhere in the middle. We both choose our favorite lines of the show. We're as happy to be back in the Hot Closet as Monica's mom is to be on television. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more

The finale of #RHONY marks a new season for The Real Housebears, and now it's all about #RHOSLC. This week, Hunter discovers that he is a Greek dancer. Papa the Bear thinks that Angie K is giving us classic Housewives. We both want to get loud with Seth. This highest rated season of Salt Lake City is like an Olive Branch to viewers without the Thorns. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therealhousebears/support ..read more