This week we are vegan but back in the saddle. While Beef is out living his best life discovering old buildings and what is left inside them Jake and Sean test Abby's patience by doing our typical musings on found-forest-mags and life in general ..read more

Today our friend SP gave us a great gift! We have always wanted a greatest hits show but that would take so much time to put together that it is almost impossible. Enter our friend SP who shouldered the task. For weeks and possibly months he combed through the first ten episodes of Wholesome Addiction stitched it together for us then had our resident succubus-at-large - Laila - host it for us. Please tip your hat to our friend and brutha in the Discord server when you can. He is, and has always been, a man of quality ..read more

This week we were out and Abby took up the mantle and decided that will not stand - so she read you guys a story. It is awesome ..read more

This week we are joined by one of THE most fun guests we've had in a while! Dahlia is Dopey joins us and is incredible from the word go. Not only does she deliver with Beef in their love of horror movies but she is a full-on geek like us! We love her and we bet you will too ..read more

I didn't see some of this coming. We hit the ground running this week with talk of Walton Goggins and the car started to lose traction around love songs. By the time we got to Abby's hate of all things basketball, I think we were way past Tokyo drifting and into a spin but hey, that's about normal for the likes of us.  ..read more

We are old, except for Abby. We are cranky, except for Abby. We are also here for it this week for a great show, except for Beef who wanted to be elsewhere. Yep, that's right, we were holding Beef up this time on the show which makes him oh so friendly and happy when he chimes in. To be fair, Jake and Sean talked for nearly 40 minutes before we started so he DID have cause. Join this week for crankiness and castor oil ..read more

I know, I know, its hard to believe but we have finally found something that Jake can't handle - Pony Play. Beef follows up quickly with a hard pass as well and I can't figure out for the life of me what the two of them are on about. Pony girls are hot right? Right ..read more

This week on the cast we are back with Mother's Day and dirty talk. Wait that sounded bad, let me try that again, Mother's Day full stop. Then afterwards we talk about sounding sexy with different accents. Okay, perhaps that sounds better. We also do some letters and we get kudos from a 20-year-old blue-haired girl.  ..read more

Thats right you guys Beef has been casting for 13 years! We are so proud of him. Our friend Wing was so proud he stopped by the cast to hang out and enjoy the Beefness which makes him our most frequent guest on the show ..read more

Sometimes I don't know what to make of the show or how to describe it. But with Abby lobbing Bull Testicles and hidden stripper poles over the plate it gets way easier.  ..read more