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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
2d ago
WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Canadian political punk rockers Propagandhi admitted that they are struggling to write new songs after the death of their creative muse Henry…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
2w ago
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The group of gutter punks that loiters near 5th and Huron employs many invented terms for states of impoverishment, sources hurrying…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
3w ago
CHICAGO — Former Blink-182 guitarist Matt Skiba was seen staring out a window on a rainy day this past week while wondering if Mark Hoppus…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
1M ago
LOS ANGELES — Legendary AFI frontman Davey Havok was overheard screaming “Do you know who I am?” at Harold’s Haunted Hayride employees while being forcibly…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
1M ago
WASHINGTON — Legendary post-hardcore band Fugazi announced they would be canceling their reunion tour because interest in the shows has been too high, confirmed sources…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
1M ago
MOORESVILLE, N.C. — Lowe’s executives announced plans to introduce a 14-foot tall Glenn Danzig ahead of the upcoming Halloween season, confirmed multiple sources following a…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
2M ago
LITTLETON, N.H. — A recent release of a limited edition “GG Allin Chia Pet” elicited a mixed reaction due to the rather unconventional set of…
The post GG Allin Chia Pet Has Very Different Set of Directions for Fertilizing Soil appeared first on The Hard Times ..read more
20 Misfits Songs That Will Get You Kicked Out of the PTA for Playing at a Children’s Halloween Party
The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
2M ago
Well, it’s that spooky time of year again. Halloween is almost here and now that you’re a parent with young children it’s time for the…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
2M ago
Are you someone who enjoys listening to both ska and punk genres simultaneously? Then you’re probably not one of the dozens of angry bikers at…
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The Hard Times » Punk/Hardcore
2M ago
FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Uber driver Jehu Maboul had absolutely no clue what his passenger Darren Blaylock was going on about after continuous references to post-hardcore…
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